lane splitting

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who suffers from a fistula.

I only date chicks from third-world countries with sub-standard medical care because I can't even get it up unless I'm lane splitting.

by worst_thing_ive_done_today June 24, 2009

Wig Split

1.) To be impressed or in total awe of an outside stimulus. 2.) To be highly impressed to the point of excitement or elation.

"GOD-DAMN! Did you see that UFO abduct Sally Struthers in a beam of light?! That shit left my wig split!"

"Dude I just saw Tila Tequila get pelted with trash and human fecal matter at the Insane Clown Posse show... Shit split my wig back several times over..."

"Ghandi split my wig... he was a wigsplitter..."

by Nephilim Muse August 10, 2012

Banana split

Quite simply, having sex with another man's balls; similar to tit-fucking, a banana split is achieved when a man wraps another man's testicles around the shaft of his penis.

I couldn't fuck my best friend's father: he only had one testicle, and I just love to Banana split.

by Robin Pisshole August 19, 2006

Split w/ Boysetsfire

A term used to imply gayness on the part of a band.

This song blows, is this off their Split w/ Boysetsfire !!!???

by Kai1427 August 22, 2006

Turd Splitter

An effort to describe someone's ass.

Just think about it and you will get the drift....

Man look at the size of that chic's turd splitter!

by December Jade December 26, 2007

splitting the nugget

The act in anall sex

can't u catch aids easier by splitting the nugget?

by benjy11 August 7, 2010

Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina

I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker

by Debyumyum March 28, 2020