british slag

A slag who is british and fucks a different lad every day

1: My boyfriend cheated on me with HER
2: I’m not surprised she’s the definition of a british slag

by tbh i cba fr mate September 18, 2019

Meryl Slag

A so-called “actress” in a reality TV show, like Truman’s on-screen wife Meryl in the movie The Truman Show, who gets paid to whore herself out to the unknowing protagonist while receiving orders from the “big man” (aka. Lunatic looser) Christof via an earpiece.

Dude: Damn, man! Weirdest thing happened to me yesterday. So, I’m plowing that chink skank and suddenly I hear some static coming out of her ear. Still finished but goddamn that was freaky!
Me: Oh, I see - I bet it was a Meryl slag. Them bitches are treacherous - be careful when dumping into them - they may get instructions to cut your dick off ...

by SackmaBooolz December 1, 2019

Genre Slag

Someone who claims every genre of everything is their absolute favourite over everything else, obsessing over it, while secretly having several other genres on the side.

Pete, the genre slag, claimed Nirvana were his favourite band. 10 minutes later, he revealed The Beatles were the best band of all time. Before declaring himself a huge fan of The Spice Girls. Then that he'd always been into drum and bass.

by Skipster3001 January 19, 2020

Man slag

Oliver is a man slag

Guy: OMG have you seen that dude
Guy: yeah he’s a man slag

by Barry_ari January 22, 2020

National slag day

You can beat and give butt to all the boys you want And you can dress like a thot

Man-yo suck my dick
Women-why?
Man-its national slag day
Women-oh let me put on my bunny costume
Man-aye call your friend we finna have a threesome

by Bigtittybrenda November 1, 2019

Reverse slag

An attempt made to turn the tables on sad wee slaggers

Ill try and help ma wee mate whos getting a power by turning the tables on the sagging bitches.. By use of the reverse slag.

by TUPPE November 7, 2019

bandwagon slag

Someone who follows trends to fit in with the rest of the sheep.

Person: “now everyone’s buying those shoes Fancy Nancy bought last week”
Person 2: “Yeah, they’re all Bandwagon Slags”

by Onlygodcanjudge June 15, 2020