shittinghelp

Managed to spell their username wrong in the worst way possible
One of the funniest people on this planet istg

Person1: hey do you know who Shittinghelp is?
Person 2: Yeah they're that mf who spelt their name wrong on tiktok right?
Person 1: yeah, that's it. I heard they're pretty funny too, you should follow them
Person 2: really?
Person 1: yeah

by ToeJuicer97 July 2, 2021

pig shitting

a word used to say "your kidding me".

person 1: I just won the lottery
Person 2: your pig shitting me

by LenaRaye November 11, 2006

tittie shitting

the most epic, extreme way to tell someone to quit FUCKING AROUND!

hey.. hey guys....HEY! QUIT tittie shitting AROUND!

by captain epic of the noids July 7, 2010

splitting atoms

Going "nuclear" on someone; similiar to hulk out. To lose ones temper and start destroying everything in the vacinity

If I hear one more thing about that problem, I'm gonna start splitting atoms!

by Anon March 24, 2005

Sitting in the Asshole

a term used by Little Wayne that means "I am sitting in the car". but realistically there is only one way to say i am sitting in the car. and that's "I AM SITTING IN THE CAR"

Bill (calling Wayne): "hey man whats up? where are you?"

Wayne: "I AM SITTING IN THE ASSHOLE YOU BITCH!"

Bill:" this is why we can't be friends, because you say things like this..."

by nekura511 August 2, 2009

Sputting

Verb; when someone is tripping about money. Like saying you don't have money to lend, when you do and your friend has seen it. Or you said you'll help with money and you end up not doing so.

"Yo, Papo said he'll help with the guap"
"Man, Fuck Papo, that nigga be sputting"

by Spri Master December 4, 2011

sitting bayou

the sitting bayou is the act of a female performing oral sex on a man while he deficates.

I cant look at her again after that sitting bayou.

by andrew smith September 14, 2004