spider monkey

When a guy is doing a girl doggy style and he almost has to stand cause the girl is so tall. kind of crouched behind her in a squat postion thrusting hard and fast( like a spider monkey)

Keegan was spider monkey they tall girl almara so ahrd last night

by ridetherockittt November 29, 2007

barking spider

a fart out in the woods and blaming it on a spider

man those are some big barking spiders

by jeremy shepherd June 11, 2006

spider-man 3

set for release on may 4th 2007. for now anyway.

Venom and carnage will NOT be in it. I like them too, but its just not gonna happen.

by Adrian September 15, 2004

spider web

the noun used to describe dried semen stuck in one's pubic hair

I cummed so hard my spider web looked like it was made by a tarantula

by UnattentiveApple May 6, 2011

Spicstick

A Newport cigarette. Typically used in a deragotory manner to describe the group of people smoking them. "Niggerette" may also be used.

"Hey, man lemme get a stoge."
"You like Newports?"
"Fuck those Spicsticks".

by ARandomHeretic August 10, 2006

ass spider

a spider that goes in your ass when u sit on the toilet

i saw a ass spider making babies with a penis snake

by asspro67 October 10, 2005

Human Black Widow Spider

A Spider that sometimes takes the form of a human. A Very rare breed of spider that can also acts alot like a kangroo. Very Deadly and can kill you with one single kick or bite. They are rumored to be located in Michigan.

"Wow look its a Human Black Widow Spider that is reading"

"Is that a good book Human Black Widow Spider"

"Man that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend twitches alot"

"Why is that Human Black Widow Spider boyfriend raping another person"

by haterofed March 1, 2010