Cardboard Sock

(n) A Forgotten or misplaced aid for mopping up of excess semen after masturbation / wanking / 5 knuckle shuffle.

Usually under bed for sometime leaving thick, hard casing around item.

"Watched that Roco Sex trainer IX last night...blew up good stlye...
Luckily I found a cardboard sock from last time under the bed"

by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 19, 2009

Lost sock

A single or lonley person that is usually found lurking in the back of party’s trying to make as least eye contact with others as possible.

“Oh you poor lost sock”
“ You lost sock”
“I hope James stops being a little bitch and stops being a lost sock and finds a pair”

by I make jokes that aren’t funny November 8, 2017

Dinky Sock

Sock that keeps your dink warm during the winter or night.
Comes in polyester, wool, and even rubber.

My dink's cold so I'm going to wear my Dinky Sock.

by SexyIsCool February 21, 2011

knob sock

a person who is a total tool

hey gianni you knob sock

by miller111 May 4, 2012

Sandy Sock

You put sand in your sock and cum in the sock and then you put it on and walk with it.

Man that Sandy Sock looks so nasty but I’m amazed Ted could walk with it on.

by J Pup December 23, 2020

Red sock

It’s where you are particularly rough fucking the ass and when pink sock comes out you keep fucking the pick sock till it bleeds

He gave me a red sock

by Loofahkilla April 24, 2019

floppy sock

1. (noun or verb) a flacid penis, generally long in length, that is difficult to erect. Shaking the penis in attempts to get hard result in a "dead puppet" type motion hence the term floppy sock. Also known as "flop sock".

See Aaron Hands.

Noun - I wanted to bone that bitch but all that Jack I drank gave me a floppy sock.

Verb - I couldn't get it up so I floppy-socked that bitch in the face for a while until I gave up and smoked a blunt.

by King Blumpkin of SoCal March 5, 2004