Sail Squirrel

A squirrel that is flattened by being run over by many cars. You can scrape them off the road and fling them like a Frisbee.

I hit your momma upside the head with a sail squirrel.

by Sailsquirrel February 15, 2009

Sail boat gay

When you are only able to exhibit your gay behavior while on a sail boat. Phrase coined on New Adventures of Old Christine.

My chiropractor can't be gay on dry land. Because of people like you he has to be sail boat gay!

by Sisco Kid December 19, 2008

sailor uniform

Also known as a seifuku. A cute and attractive uniform worn by Japanese girls.

Yuki wears a sailor uniform.

by ToasterStroodles June 1, 2016

SAILE

A PERSON WHO IS SAD BUT TRIES TO HIDE IT WITH A SMILE

OH GOD , THAT FELLOW IS SO SAILE!!!!

by rjthedudee November 13, 2018

Blind Sailor

When a man climaxes into his partners eye then punches them in the other Eye. Leading to the illusion that the partner not only has an eye patch but a squint as well.

I blind sailored that bitch so hard she's on her way to davy jones' locker

by Captian Mikey March 20, 2008

Lost Sailor

This glorious act is when one's rage supersedes one's sensibility. Said person will clog up the sink in the restroom with whatever material is available. Then said person will drop a foul shit directly into the sink full of water. Said shit is left for the next person to witness.

Holy fuck, someone left the lost sailor in the work bathroom sink. I think it was Tony.

by fecus January 10, 2013

The salty sea sailor

When a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a pussy to swallow so he ejaculates in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch

Look at Becky! She's wearing an eyepatch
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor

What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead

by Sea sailor October 26, 2014