scooter

a closet tran-sexual who gets pissed over old videos, and gets his friends to talk shit about peoples unborn children.

why do you have to call 20 of your friends??? don't be a scooter.

by tha realest nigger April 6, 2010

shoot-dang hoohah

1. when something happens and it catches you off gaurd
2. or when you just feel like yelling it out of pure joy

shoot-dang hoohah these are some nice pants!

by HoSkeet January 5, 2008

Scooter Strudel

The act of defecating in someones mouth, then ejaculating on their face to emulate the appearance of some strudel.

Yo, that bitch was pissing me off so I gave her a Scooter Strudel!

by Scooter McScootpants April 20, 2008

Scooter's List

Scooter's List is a happy place, and not arrogant.

Jack: Hey Mike, I used Tom's list like you said..
Mike: Yeah?
Jack: Made me feel dirty..
Mike: Yeah?
Jack: Yeah..and really really..alter ego-ish
Mike: Hrm..well...fuck
Jack: Maybe Tom's List isn't for everyone?
Mike: Guess not.
Jack: Oh I get it, you're new on the scene aren't you? and trying to prove something to the people around you?
Mike: Yeah, kinda, but don't go telling anyone..
Jack: Standard..Scooter's list it is..
Mike: Yeah safe bet.

by Scooter-Not-Tom January 12, 2009

Shoot and Split

Also see cum and go When you are having sex with your partner, and you are late and should be somewhere else so you leave as soon as you've ejaculated

I was banging Rachel from behind when I realised I was late for band rehearsal, so I had to shoot and split

by S melancamp January 29, 2009

Shoot Baby Hitler

an English idiom; the act of rectifying or getting rid of a potential problem that you know will become a problem, before it becomes a problem.

Guy: "I think I left the napkins of the stove.."
Jim: "Dude, you better shoot baby Hitler."

by greenteaism3 December 14, 2010

Shoot

Pronounced like soot, it is the brown sticky, runny, or flaky substance made up of feces that is left underneath the toilet seat by explosive bowel movements or particle producing flatulence.

When I lifted the seat to piss, someone left shoot on the bottom of the toilet seat.

by Drumkilla February 13, 2018