simon the seahorse

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you

Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!

by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021

Sibonisiwe

Handsome, Cool, Funny, Sibo is such a good person e loves and cares for everyone and not gay

Gay Guy: Who is that Cool and Cute guy
Friend: My FRIEND Sibonisiwe
Gay Guy: Is he single

by nip dona November 22, 2021

Šimon

It's like Simon but better in every way.
Šimon is someone who everyone calls Simon until they are corrected.
They tend to be more confident than Simons but less caring.

-This was written by a Šimon not a Simon.
-I can't believe Šimon is a real name.
-Wow Šimon is such a dick, but I like him.

by simblu November 22, 2021

Simone Bredariol

God.

-Oh,you won't believe me but I've met Simone Bredariol!
-You mean God right?

by Memeboy :) November 23, 2021

simonah

Simonah or Simona is a name given to the female of the Human species. Persons bestowed / christened with this name often imbibe the personality traits associated with this name. These traits include:

(a) Dirty mind: Their minds are dirty af. They will find a lewd meaning or interpret a harmless sentence as lewd, especially in a group chat.

(b) Spontaneous Combustion: They may spontaneously combust with their sudden anger.

(c) Thirst: They are very thirsty people, infact, there is a beer named "Thirsty Simona".

(d) Forgetful: They forget important facts you told them 20 minutes back.

Omg, Jessica has a dirty mind! She turns into a Simonah each time we speak.

by Bhalumahesh November 23, 2021

Silson

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Get rickrolled.

Silson is cool.

by xlies November 23, 2021

Sibongiseni

Very calm and collected. Don’t come for them unless they come for you, you won’t like their reaction when you come for them. Can get secretive around weird energies. Hates noise but makes it unknowingly. Very smart and courageous! A go-getter and streetsmart.

He called you a fat bitch? That’s definitely Sibongiseni

by angelichoe November 23, 2021