Shoe-er

Shoe- er.Job description. A Shoe-er is an airport employee who makes hand gestures in a shoeing motion towards the large population of marsupials which are on Airport Runways of Australia. The Shoe-er must also say in a loud manly voice 'SHOE' . Marcupils include Drop bears, Koalas, Wombats, Dung bats, Possums and specifically Kangaroos.

Q. So what does your brother do as an occupation?

A. He is a Shoe-er.
Q. Oh how intriging. Where is he currently working?

A. He currently works for the international termianl at Sydenys Airport. He works for both arrivals and departures. However, he only enjoys the Shoe-in's on the departure flights, due to the mixture of Kangaroo's, Drop bears and Dung Bats.

by Will Tribute August 18, 2013

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A wise individual who wears items bought from shoebacca.com and is dedicated to maintaining an active lifestyle!

Just finished my morning jog, didn't let a little snow get in my way, like a true shoebaccan!

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shoe peeker

Person who looks under the bathroom divider in hopes to identify the source of the foul, bowel stench

EXAMPLE:
Chris looks under the stall divider to look for Jason's pink Nike sneakers , as to lay blame on him later.

Chris was a Shoe Peeker while looking for Jason's pink Nike sneakers , as to lay blame on him later.

by FloridaBoy December 17, 2014

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