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Pissin and shittin

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by Jonahkugler August 28, 2020
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Shatting

The act of cheating, lying, deceiving, cheating, playing ho's, and just plain being a dirtbag.
"Elissa came over and i got head. Then me and Kelly went to get ice cream. and then i fucked Chel in the back seat of my car. I was Shatting hardcore."
by William_Shatner August 14, 2009
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Spitting Earworm

When you fuck someone with earstretches, and the moment your about to jizz put it through the ear and let it all explode in their face.
This douchebag performed a Spitting Earworm on me and got stuck in my stretch with his penis piercing
by Shady Viking July 19, 2014
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kitchen shittin drunk

The state of mind in which one is so inebriated that the kitchen seems a suitable substitute for the shitter.
1) Yeah man, I don't know what happened to that Cuisinart and 196 piece dinette set complete with napkin rings and douche lube- I was kitchen shittin drunk last night.

2)Nobody invites aunt carol over anymore, that bitch is always kitchen shittin drunk.
by fatherfart November 27, 2009
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Man Sitting

When a group of people sit an unnecessary amount of people on one side of the booth when there is obvious space around the table.
Why dont you come sit on this side of the table so we can be man sitting to watch the game
by Joe tarantino June 4, 2011
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Shifting

Where people think lucid dreaming is going to a new reality and want to be quirky.
Shifting:
"I shifted to Hogwarts today and killed someone."
"You're mentally ill please get help. All you did was lucid dream."
by PsychedelicAnt January 19, 2021
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