Thirty Shades of Dave

A term that describe a man named Dave that is over 40 who creeps on young woman (age 20-30). Thirty Shades of Dave will hump anything that moves.

"Hey Tyra, who is that creepy guy starring at you?"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"

by MikeOxhard12 July 30, 2012

Swagga Shades

Swagga Shades are sunglasses with vibrant digital graphics that brings unlimited options for style, fashion and trend to everyone.

www.swaggashades.com

"Dang Man, Where'd you get them shades?"
"Oh theses right here!? They be Swagga Shades from swaggashades.com"

by SwaggUP November 2, 2011

Four shades of fucked

When you are screwed to such a level that there is nothing else in the world you can do but ride out what ever the situation is

Ricky knew when he punched the cop that he would be four shades of fucked but he knew it would be worth it

by dutch1642 August 26, 2013

stunta shades

the pair of glass being worn when someone is walking with confidence

When 6 p.m. arrived, I looked out my office window and saw my boss rocking his Oakley stunta shades as he strolled to his red Mercedes and drove off, ready to start his vacation.

by McWritah July 26, 2015

the shadey

Having blatant visible herpes on your lips

Damn after eating her out I have this red bump on my lips. I hope it isn't THE SHADEY

by LIVELIFE4LIFE August 8, 2015

50 shades of ass

To suck bad at whatever you're doing at the moment

*boy shoots a basketball and airballs*
"Damn bro you're 50 shades of ass right now! Sit on the bench!!"

by KurtBrusselsprouts December 13, 2015

session shades

Dark glasses worn during or after a session, to hide that the individual is on hard core drugs

He's wearing session shades, must be twisted of his bean

Did you bring the session shades?

drugs {session} {party}

by Sarah blue March 24, 2016