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satan's fleshlight

After obtaining a venomous snake (traditionally king cobra), one prys it's jaws open and proceeds to use it as a fleshlight.
"I just did satan's fleshlight. My dick is pumped."
by The dark wizard May 9, 2014
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SATWA

Suit and Toupée Wearing Applicant

Applies to job-seekers whereby their photograph on CV seems to be somehow photoshopped/airbrushed.
Wow, I can't believe how many SATWA's I've had apply for this role over the weekend! Look at this applicant, there's no way that suit or hair-piece belongs to him!
by Satwa May 14, 2014
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satist

Satist: a person who says/does horrible and disturbing shit; a level above sociopath, and a level below psychopath
You're a satist if you'd step on a tiny puppy for only $13!
by Ronan Irwin July 18, 2016
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Satulate

To bring satisfaction to one's life or situation.
You need to satulate your life
by themomodermondar January 15, 2018
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satia

The best person you will meet she will help you when you are down and become one of your best friends in your group.
Satia, I am feeling really sad can you come help me.
by BananaBoy123 April 28, 2020
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planet Saturn

a position of extremely high elation. Usually happens when one has made a major achievement or passed a major hurdle or step up in ones life.
When Donny passed the comprehensive exam for U.S. Naval Nuclear Power School he wasn't just floating on Cloud 9, he was racing around the planet Saturn. It was the happiest moment of his life.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 11, 2007
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task saturated

Complete shutdown while multi-tasking, often resulting in catastrophe.
The fighter pilot lost spatial awareness and became task saturated while dog fighting, consequently, he ate rock at 400 knots.

The woman driving on the freeway was attempting to do her make up, text, and drink a latte. She couldn't keep track of the road and newtonian physics took over.
by poopflag January 11, 2010
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