Simon

a big asian that is interested in everyones lunch

OOoooooO wheres my lunch? OOOOo what is tht? a carrot? or a pop tart? says simon

by Yuri Suri February 25, 2009

shoot that timothy thru my simon

Background: Used be Barry on various occasions, meaning to be involved in, and or associated with the insertion of a....................flogan into a.................bocker

What boy?? you wanna shoot that timothy thru my simon??? well alright, thats just fine. Don't forget the dvd player! and the Avril lavigne Stencil Set.... Raspberry heaven? the sweet sensation of wheat.

by Barry August 10, 2004

Simon

An unusually short person, who most likely plays video games in class.

"That guy is only three feet tall."
"Wow, he's almost as short as Simon."

by BlackoutZero December 18, 2008

salmon roll

when your girlfriend is pregnant you masturbate and cum in her vagina

" hello welcome to Wang's sushi bar would you like a salmon roll"

by sha-neigh-neigh May 24, 2008

salmonpants

When a female (or possibly male) has a very strong fishy odor coming from the crotch region.

I thought she was naked, but little did I know she was wearing salmonpants.

I smell fish...you must be wearing salmonpants.

by Ashland_rox December 31, 2009

ginger salmon

A famous term given to hoobastanks around your neighborhood. Commonly misconcieved by people as possesing red hair. Truly, only a small percent of ginger salmon posess red hair as an attribute; however most giner salmon are devilishly attractive, while at the same time poop and lift weights. These cunt-like tendancies are found attractive to only men such as shanthamothaf*ckinbird and Michael T. Mueller. These men are at times bi-sexual in nature, but loving towards all creatures.

Pat- Hey Shan, have you seen alex diverde lately??

Shan- Naww, he's at the club gettin his ginger salmon on with the hermaphrodites ;) :P lol :)

by SCALLHOGEN BISCUIT August 8, 2010

simondo

A very gay, very feminine, male, office based sales person. Who loves his boss and would do anything for him.

he's doing a simondo again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by anonuk August 3, 2007