swank

verb. infinitive: to swank. to strike another individual in the testicles for sport. Usually a game of tactics and done swiftly with the back of the hand when the opponent least suspects it. this sport can last for days, much like a cricket match.

Darren and Rob repeatedly swanked each other until Rob gave in and signaled his defeat.

by Leroy777 November 1, 2009

swank

That pink finger moistening stuff that you use to help separate pieces of paper when your fingers are dry if you don't wish to lick them.

Hey Matt, can I borrow your swank so I can sort this huge stack of papers.

by thirteenalpha March 25, 2010

A Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk

A big hairy fucker who dad was not dare so he talk aboat hus spunk all week

I am aaa A Bastard Of Nathans Spanky-Spunk

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

swanks

A shortened version of "sweating tanks", a popular way to inform the world that you are perspiring profusely.

"It's wicked hot out today. I'm swanks, kid."

by Lowriduhh April 3, 2006

Swank

adjective describing an act that is swanky. Swank is when someone fails so hard and something that they actually do good. Swank is the polar opposite of swag.

"Dude you're the king of swank when it comes to halo"

by decayofchernobyl November 3, 2009

swanked

to get swanked is too get an adrenaline rush!

I got so swanked on the way down jumping off that bridge!

by Swankedcrew May 30, 2006

Swankadee

This word is often associated with the word Swankity (which is the correct spelling) but the two words are essentially opposites. Swankadee is used by dumbasses who can't spell. It's litteral meaning is the opposite of cool, or worthless.

Spencer: Ya dude, that movie so was so fucking swankadee.
Josh: Stop saying that. You sound like an ass.

by ImplosiveButter May 6, 2013