Where some guys exhume a recently dead person's stomache and then fuck it
After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce
After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce
Guy 1: 'I Invited some guys over to watch die hard on saturday night, instead we ended up giving my neighbour our haggis surprise'
Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'
Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'
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Stumbling upon pictures that were not meant to be seen. The people in the pictures MUST be wearing buckeye gear, or else it is just a surprise.
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Many girlfriends have been lost in result of the pearl sunrise don't not try this at home unless you are a trained professinal
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Some people hate surprise lettuce, some people love it.
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