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Haggis Surprise

Where some guys exhume a recently dead person's stomache and then fuck it
After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce
Guy 1: 'I Invited some guys over to watch die hard on saturday night, instead we ended up giving my neighbour our haggis surprise'

Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'
by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009
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Blowjob Surprise

When receiving a blowjob you suprise your partner with urine.
Last night while my girlfriend was blowing me i gave her a Blowjob Surprise.
by Blow4Now April 22, 2009
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Buckeye Surprise

Stumbling upon pictures that were not meant to be seen. The people in the pictures MUST be wearing buckeye gear, or else it is just a surprise.
...looks at phone...clicks inbox....BUCKEYE SURPRISE...throw phone at wall.
by Shin Soo Choo June 3, 2009
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Pearl Sunrise

The act of ejaculating onto a females eyelids while she is sleeping so in turn when she is awaken by the sunrise she is unable to open her eyes and is very confused at the situationm
Many girlfriends have been lost in result of the pearl sunrise don't not try this at home unless you are a trained professinal
by D VI and C Nasty July 24, 2009
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surprise handjob

When you shake someones hand and while you shake their hand you pull them in and touch their hand to your groin area. then you yell surprise handjob! and talk about how gay he is for touching your junk
"dude, i just totally surprise handjobed josh, he is so gay now"
by Dj Horan March 9, 2012
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Surprise Lettuce

The little piece of lettuce that you stumble upon in your Taco Bell entree that was suppose to be lettuce-free.

Some people hate surprise lettuce, some people love it.
"I just got some surprise lettuce in my quesadilla, yum!"
by Jenna LO February 11, 2013
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surprise poop

when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.
"dude, I just had a wicked surprise poop"

"surprise poops piss me the fuck off"
by Zombri507 April 24, 2014
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