Bear Strangler

an enormous mobile heap of apparantly reconstituted flesh, which still maintains a strong desire to interact socially despite having rejected the other common goals of humanity for a life of killing bears with their hands, suffering the obvious consequences facially. See also minger and swamp donkey

Just imagine mountain made of kebab meat which talks like Zelda off Terrahawks, smells like a septic tank and tries to sexually assault drunken men - Bear strangler

by Spookyoctopus March 4, 2008

reverse stranger

this is the most idiotic thing i've ever heard of. numbness is caused by lack of blood flow. an erection requires excessive blood flow. you can't have both! if you gave this definition a thumb's up, you need to go back to 8th grade health class.

some moron is trying this right now.

by anonymous March 2, 2005

the stranger

when male/female sits on their non-preferred hand until it is numb, then comences to partake singular sexual stimulations. when done properly, the end result will be the feeling of being serviced by a "stranger" but, mind you losers, its nothing like the real thing. so go get a gf/bf or or get a good toy

the stranger, is my favorite mastabatory method.

by phil/trebr/carl November 15, 2003

don't be a stranger

a phrase often used to indicate disrespect for the basic rule of friendship:communication

"Don't be a stranger. Pick up the goll'darn phone."

by Mad Matt Hatter September 22, 2003

rank stranger

It sounds like one who is strange in the extreme (albeit not threatening) from the speaker's viewpoint....Gov. Perry just used it in talking about neighbors taking strangers in during the texas fire situation...I'm pretty sure i've heard it in other informal conversational contexts

"We got people taking in rank strangers"...to show a unique level of hospitality among Texans, as compared to others

by ragtop94 September 7, 2011

stronge

Another, generaly stupid, word used instead of strong. It it mainly utilised by norbs who are unfamiliar with the placement of their anus and cubital joint.

"The force is too stronge, even for EA."

by Jodie m October 2, 2005

stranger things fan

A person apart of one of the most annoying fandoms ever. Will dox you if you say anything negative towards one of the actors that they worship. Especially the Finn Wolfhard, Noah Schnapp, and Millie Bobby Brown supporters.

Person 1: hey I just met a girl. She’s a huge stranger things fan
Person 2: RUN BITCH RUN

by www.no.com November 16, 2020