flat bamboo spoon

A flat bamboo spoon is a kitchen utinsil that I use to catch my cum when I jack off and have a cumgasm, and then I eat it while it's still warm.

I have a flat bamboo spoon on my bedstand just in case.

by USAF Cadet October 29, 2020

gag me with a spoon

something you would like to do if something is grossing you out severly

"I hate watching dating reality shows---gag me with a spoon!"

by hug6trees August 3, 2009

Welsh love spoon

A dildo.

My wife lives her new Welsh love spoon.

by Brother Matthew October 16, 2017

pack a fat spoon

To have anal sex with a overweight homosexual male while spooning.

Bears like to pack a fat spoon

by t.defelippi November 29, 2013

spoon full of jelly

A thick Black woman.

You walk into a club expecting to get a spoon full of jelly

by ccc77483884748 November 5, 2009

Eating Spaghetti with a Spoon

A phase used to describe a person's one time experimentation with the sex opposite of their sexual orientation. Usually the term is used with the words college, alcohol, drunk, "crazy night", and the most popular "it was just a phase". The phrase comes from the idea of how awkward it would be to eat spaghetti with a spoon and how it would be possible to finish a meal with the wrong 'equipment' but, ultimately, you would prefer a fork(or whichever utensil you are most comfortable with).

Example 1
Dad: "Believe it or not, your Uncle Tim was a pretty big party animal. In fact, back in college your he tried eating spaghetti with a spoon. It was just a phase."

Example 2
Barbara: "I want to date Tiffany but I heard that she hooked up with a man last night."

Michelle: "No worries girl! She only tried eating spaghetti with a spoon because it was free drinks night."

by CuddleTrain April 26, 2010

mexican greasy spoon

A Mexican greasy spoon is when two fat Hispanic gay men spoon in in bed after an afternoon jog

Hey hombre! That was a nice Mexican greasy spoon last night...

by Big Daddy Coppertop September 1, 2017