Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.

He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.

by Grumpy bear 69 May 8, 2020

Sleeping Tom

When a person drapes their scrotum and testicles over the eyelids of a sleeping friend.

That kid was passed out in the bathroom so you know I had to give him a sleeping tom

by Heterofaggot October 21, 2018

Sleeping-Bags

The dark circles that form around your eye due to lack of sleep and stress.

"Bro I worked 65 hours this week, I got the 'sleeping-bags'"

by thecaliwayHCO December 24, 2014

Trying to sleep

The state during which one masters the art of naps, procrastination and excuses while being exposed to laughably high levels of stress, repeated mental breakdowns and a lack of social life. Also known as IB.

Random guy: "Hey Lucas, have you done th- "
Lucas: "Idk man, I'm trying to sleep."

by breadakita March 10, 2020

Sleep-Ladding

The act of throwing lads unintentionally in your sleep.

Sir J-Douxx twas passed out piss drunk, and out of nowhere, twas thee who was sleep-ladding.

by A Laddie September 20, 2011

T Sleeping

T Sleeping occurs several times in a persons life, most commonly when the person is in their late teens. While this person sleeps, their body is in the T-Pose, automatically meaning they’re having a wet dream about, Tyler Posey.

Person1: Did you have a wet dream about, Tyler Posey?
Person2: How did you know that??
Person1: You we’re totally T Sleeping last night.

by BussyPower August 28, 2021

rim sleep

when you get a rim job while sleeping

dude I think I got a rim sleep last night, when I woke up my ass was wet, but it felt good

by RabiesHijax September 14, 2022