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Neopolitan Shooter

To perform a neopolitan shooter, one must prepare ahead of time by having your partner take a bunch of laxatives a few hours in advance. When she has to defecate (take a dump), then you are all set. Start by going balls deep in her ass, and rip her ass so hard that it bleeds. After shes bleeding, go off in her ass. The guy then removes his dick, and she shits the liquid shit, jizz, and blood into a shotglass. The two of you then split it and shoot it.

(The shit = brown, the jizz = white, and the red = blood, like the ice cream).
My woman and I wanted to spice up our relationship, so we decided to try some neopolitan shooters... Yum Yum!
by Master Dan December 24, 2008
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Dunkadelic Shooting/ Two-Guard

Is the player who plays the #2 position on a basketball team. Very explosive leaper, with ball handling skills. Can create shot off the dribble or make an assist to other players.Has good range on jumpshot.Runs the floor and delivers hightlight quality dunks. Is a stylish player from the Hip-Hop culture.
Kobe Bryant and Tracy McGrady are the 2 best premiere Dunkadelic Shooting Guards in basketball.Michael Jordan is the best Dunkadelic Shooting Guard of All-Time.The Dunkadelic Shooting Guard and Dunkadelic Small Forward are generally the most prolific scorers on the team.
by Derrick E. Vaughan January 10, 2005
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shoot

a way of saying bye. ex. paece, later, late, aloha, etc. SHOOT!
number 1: well ima jet out
number 2: alrite shoot
number 1: shoot
by dOpeandwacK May 13, 2005
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Cooter Shooter

The pull-out cumshot. creampie
"She wasn't on the pill so I gave her the old cooter shooter"

"I pulled out my cooter shooter and was ready for action"
by Cptn December 9, 2008
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Cookie shooting

A group of guys masterbating, trying to cum on a cookie. The last one to cum must eat the cookie
I got drunk last night and we played cookie shooting. It taste like shit
by Hasapas July 13, 2007
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shooters touch

When a basketball player hits a shot, with a hint if luckiness, because he's just that much of a boss
by Callmekobe January 22, 2014
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Dunkadelic Shooting/ Two-Guard

Is ( aka ) a Swingman or Dunkadelic Swingman. The most versitle and explosive player in the NBA or major collegiate level. Is generally 6'6 to 6'8 in height with power, skills, and athleticism.
LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Vince Carter, Tracy McGrady, and the Legendary Michael Jordan are the best Dunkadelic Swingman to ever play in the NBA.
by Derrick E. Vaughan May 19, 2005
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