1. Something that is so wonderful, it is hard to find the words to match. Something that makes your heart beat faster or your heart melt. Something that tops everything else, and always crosses your mind.
2. Something Americans use to describe everything.
2. Something Americans use to describe everything.
by lurkerweb April 06, 2016
Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it
I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.
by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025
by SpiLLsHirE November 19, 2020
The popular battle royal also known as fortnite, created in 2017, attracting millions of people around the world. One of the most famous content creators for this game is the one and only ligma king ninja. The game is currently in it's 7th season.
Person 1: "Hey, you want to go play fucknut balls royal?"
Person 2: "No, I think I'll just play overfuck. Fucknut sucks.
Person 2: "No, I think I'll just play overfuck. Fucknut sucks.
by Fucknut balls royal February 26, 2019
A man constantly becoming 1% better every day. A man that melts your heart looking into your soul. A very proficient rhyme spitter, log splitter, and bullshitter. His charming smile and personality are only matched in size by his manliness. Quick with a joke or to light some smoke. And the most wonderful, caring amazing fathers ever. The man of dreams ✨️
by FlyLynsFly February 07, 2024
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