street potatoes

Poop left by Crackheads in back alleys & other discreet places.

"Oh shit, I almost stepped in some street potatoes while taking out my trash! The police REALLY need to fix the drug problem in my town!"

by GrinchPIB October 05, 2019

Potato mode

For some people, this praise means they're too lazy to move or they want to do something but laziness took over their system.

Well, Pearly is in potato mode today, so she hasn't started her thesis paper yet.

by Pearuly March 02, 2022

Potato pc

totally crap pc

"gosh im tired of playing games on this potato pc!! time to buy a new one"

by brodoesntknowthemeaningof September 29, 2022

potato thot

A thot that looks like a potato but is such a thot they are SUCCessful

She's such a potato thot

by Gonzo1476 October 28, 2017

potato army

A militarized group of Tards

My Retarded cousin wanted to serve the community. I suggested he head to his local comic shop and see about joining the local Potato Army.

by Eighteen22s July 22, 2018

potato noises

When a player named Potato Alpha in the game Eve Online talks, he only says *Potato Noises*

*Potato Noises*

by Dora Ambramotte February 27, 2017

pukey potato

A name for a person with a big mole on his face. He flirts with everyone. Not to mention he is ugly and doesn’t like diarrhea. He is honestly the dumbest person ever.

PUKEY potato stalked me today.

by kessaismybestfriend December 30, 2017