Potato 🥔

The One that got away 😥

Where's my potato 🥔?

by LxstLøve 999 February 14, 2022

Potato mode

For some people, this praise means they're too lazy to move or they want to do something but laziness took over their system.

Well, Pearly is in potato mode today, so she hasn't started her thesis paper yet.

by Pearuly March 1, 2022

potato

a very yummy vegetable

'never dare to say anything bad about a potato'

by anonymous March 16, 2022

potatomaster69420

the most handsome funny cool person in this world, also quite smart with an iq of 320

"damn potatomaster69420 is so hot and sexy and cool and funny and so smart, and hot"

by potatomaster69420 May 11, 2022

Potatoey

A fry, that has a bit too much potato in relation to crunch

That fry was a bit too potatoey

by Arock20 May 14, 2022

potato dyke

when you’re built like a potato & also a dyke

jordy is SUCH a potato dyke!!

by robloxlover69 June 24, 2022

potato

In first-person shooter video games, a potato is a person, normally a "noob", who gets on your team and has absolutely no skill at playing the game. Therefore, they get taken down very quickly when the match starts. A potato is only useful for those brief moments when they are being relentlessly gunned down by the enemy by providing a distraction so that the more skilled players on the team can counterattack or sneak up behind the enemy. A potato is useless in any other scenario that requires not dying and they will likely drag the rest of a player's team down with them when they beg for a revive. This potato revive scenario is also a countertactic used by highly skilled and experienced competitors who will camp out to shoot at anyone who comes near the downed potato. A potato's treachery, while unintentional, knows no bounds.

Player 1: "Hey don't revive BigfootsMilf69, he will only get you killed alongside him!"
Player 2: "Yeah, what a potato!"

by Zombie Assassin July 6, 2022