Poon Vulture

A guy at a party or a bar that is out specifically to get laid and hits on women. He is usually drunk. He doesn’t want a girlfriend, a friend or a relationship- he only wants one thing. So he focuses on one girl who seems like a good target... She is usually an acquaintance or "a friend of a friend," a.k.a. Fresh Meat. He hovers over her trying to impress her with funny stories, insightful ideas and casually mentioning his good qualities. He buys her drinks to get on her good side and perhaps increase his chances of getting laid. He agrees with everything she says, compliments her and calls down other men to make himself look good. He puts his arm around her to show other guys he is targeting her and any interference is met with passive aggression. He leads her away from the group and tries to take her home with him.

A Poon Vulture is basically any drunk guy, swinger or slut that is looking for a one night stand. Most examples are men from teen-comedies who are on a quest to pick up women.

by Karihwiiostha March 17, 2008

dune POOn

A dry or dehydrated pussy often short term with the occasional chronic condition.

Can I borrow some KY Jelly, my girl has dune poon tonight.

by vman19 January 19, 2007

poon jab

noun: an insult term for someone from India.

Look at the fucken poon jab!

by Oloto March 10, 2005

poison the well

awesome emo/scremo/metalcore band that sound fucking amazing. However they dont sound a bit like slipknot as poison the wells lyrics actually mean something and their music is well constructed. unlike the retarded amout of shit coming out of slipknot.

poison the well are fucking amazing

by pakibeater June 1, 2003

poon-job

Banging a girl in her poonanny.

I gave that girl a good poon-job.

by poonanny eatter September 25, 2006

poison the well

a decent melodic metalcore band for people new to the scene who have progressively gotten worse

poison the well is a decent band but other bands like remembering never and the red chord are better

by MChopp October 12, 2003

poon tightener

1. anything which tightens the vagina see kegel or kegel excercise
2. the act of inserting your penis into a female's anus in order to tighten her vagina, poon
3. the act of inserting any object, dildo, vibrator, vegetable, etc. into a female's anus in order to tighten her vagina, poon

I gave her the old poon tightener and she was screemin so loud, but the ride was so slick up front and behind

by Poonspert May 12, 2004