Pineappling

The practice of inserting preposterously large items, pineapple-sized or larger, into human orifices, namely the vagina or anus.

He pineappled a Nebuchadnezzar with surprising ease; truly, pineappling was his calling.

by SirButtsworth August 4, 2023

Smart as a Pineapple

It refers to a really smart, and all-around nice guy. Specifically a Psycho(fan of Psych).

You are as smart as a pineapple.

by Not_a_Robot__Promise August 9, 2023

Pineappler

An uncouth individual, typically of low standards, who encourages the use of pineapple on savoury foods such as pizza. Also known as the anti-italian.

Plebeian 1: "I'm ordering Joe a margherita pizza, shall we put pineapple on it?"
Plebeian 2: "yeah go on, be a pineappler"

by Zumoku April 30, 2023

Spicy Pineapple

A sexual in which one partner coats their hand in Tajín (or similar spice), inserts their fist into a genital orifice, and then fully opens their hand, simulating the spiky leaves of a pineapple.

If you enjoy being fisted, but want to "kick it up a notch," try having your partner give you a Spicy Pineapple!

by JettickDussen May 5, 2023

Pineapple

why would I know I don't make the pineapples.

A pineapple is eaten duh...

by bro think im made of money September 3, 2023

Korean Pineapple

A frowned upon sexual endeavor that includes shavings of the exterior of a pineapple, a blindfold, and spearmint toothpaste. This activity is not for the faint of heart

I used to be really in to her, but then her ex told me about how she gave him a Korean Pineapple and his balls were never the same...

by Your mom's personal trainer September 12, 2023

pineapple

why the fuck would you looked up pineapple, you dumb fuck what were you looking for a fucking yellow spiky fruit. Now don’t fucking look up pineapple again you dumb fuck

1: WHATS A PINEAPPLE
2:you dumb fuck

by Teeheehe6183 January 4, 2020