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Scandinavian Ice Pineapple 

The act of attempting to shove a whole frozen pineapple up a girls anus.
Bob: Terri is in the hospital
Jim: what why
Bob: i gave her a scandinavian ice pineapple last night
Jim: dude she's gonna kill you when she learns to walk again

Ham and Pineapple Pizza

An Awesome Type Of Pizza and Also My Favourite
Yo! i'm Ordering Pizza What do You Want?
Ham and Pineapple Pizza!
DUH!

eating pineapple

also know as streaking, it is the act of running in the middle of the night completely naaaked :] and laughing until pee comes down your leg.

one can do this with a towel tied around your neck, which is suggested, just in case those pesky neighbors come out.


also, it is perfectly fine to do it with other members of the same sex, or if you're feeling andeventurous, invite the opposite sex!

Jim: "Soooo what'd you do last night?"

Sarah: "bitch, i was eating pineapple last night! you missed out!"
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Alex: "Omg, michelle i love you so much lets go have some fun eating pineapple together!"

Michelle: "Ok alex lets do it!"

Upside Down Pineapple Cake 

This is when a guy masturbates upside down and cums on his own face. Often licking up the remaining cum.
Dude I was was so lonely last night I gave my self an Upside Down Pineapple Cake.

Spicy Pineapple 

Two thirds of the drinking container is filled with Bacardi 151, while the other third is pineapple juice.

This is essentially Caribou Lou, minus the Malibu and proper measurements. Because of the distinction it has from said drink, it can be called something else on its own.

At first, tastes like pineapple juice, and all is well. You think 'well this isn't so bad...' and then you swallow it. Suddenly, the taste of pineapple is replaced by the feeling of the sharp parts of the pineapple being forced down your throat, on fire.

Not recommended for those who hate Bacardi or pineapples.
Ben: Good god this is just awful! You taste the pineapples, then swallow, and all faith in humanity leaves you.

Keith: Oh, it can't be that bad...... dear God, he's right.

Pat: UGH, it's like... spicy pineapples!
Spicy Pineapple by Rikity September 13, 2009

Angry Pineapple 

To give someone an angry pineapple you must clasp your hands together so that your fingers are inter-linking and forcefully insert this hand formation into their rectum through there anus. Th process is so called because of the similarity of the clasped hand shape and a pineapple. It is also believed to have originated from the fact that inserting a pineapple through the anus has a similar effect to giving some an angry pineapple.
Did you give him an angry pineapple?
Oh god. Your ass looks like you have been angry pineappled a few times...