A Joe is a friend that you can always have a laugh with, a good friend but also a very feminine friend with an attraction to short-shorts, dogs and anything particularly queer. But a Joe is an amazing friend and if a girl is lucky enough to get a Joe, they shouldn't let him go because he is, more often than not, the best guy you will ever be with. He is very thoughtful and will always say what he thinks is right. A Joe is also very sexy and has a huge penis... that is all.
Girl: That guys dick was HUUGE... He was defiantly a Joe.
Guy: Yeahh I did notice the short-shorts he was wearing...
Girl: Obviously a Joe 'Perfect'
Guy: Yeahh I did notice the short-shorts he was wearing...
Girl: Obviously a Joe 'Perfect'
by TeehBubbleWrappedUnicorn April 19, 2010
Get the Joe 'Perfect' mug.1.Someone with few flaws; possessing many desirable qualities.
Someone with many if not all of these traits:
beautiful on the inside and out.
attractive.
athletic.
generous.
caring.
kind.
intelligent.
funny.
fun to be around.
hardworking.
friendly.
often their name is jessie or jessica
Someone with many if not all of these traits:
beautiful on the inside and out.
attractive.
athletic.
generous.
caring.
kind.
intelligent.
funny.
fun to be around.
hardworking.
friendly.
often their name is jessie or jessica
you are perfect
by worldsk8r May 10, 2011
Get the Perfect mug.As It stands hitlers original "Perfect race" consists of those young people of Germany, the Blonde Hair Blue eyed type that follow under his judjment
Hitlers youth organizations, neo nazi arians, Blonde hair blue eyed people are but together the perfect race.
by Scharfschu July 28, 2006
Get the Perfect race mug.The maximum level of perfection human beings are able to attain in situations which they must react spontaneously.
Though using science, art, talent, and the countless mechanical and technological marvels human beings have invented allow them to easily produce products which are often up to 100% perfect, human beings sometimes make a wrong decision, commit an error, or make a mistake, and those things limit human perfection to being "humanly perfect," inherently inconsistent, and not 100% reliable . Thus a few notches below mathematical, scientific, mechanical, or technological perfection.
To reduce or prevent the imperfect actions humans inevitably commit—often at unpredictable times, humans use various procedures, mechanisms, and technological devices to impossibilitate, prevent, or minimize errors.
The second most effective way is to stop a human being from committing an error is by passing a law and sanctioning those who break them. And the most effective way is by physically or electronically blocking a human being from executing a specific action at a specific time or in a specific way.
To reduce or prevent the imperfect actions humans inevitably commit—often at unpredictable times, humans use various procedures, mechanisms, and technological devices to impossibilitate, prevent, or minimize errors.
The second most effective way is to stop a human being from committing an error is by passing a law and sanctioning those who break them. And the most effective way is by physically or electronically blocking a human being from executing a specific action at a specific time or in a specific way.
by but for November 20, 2017
Get the humanly perfect mug.A perfect gif is a type of gif in the .gif format which appears to loop in a way such that appear as to continue forever, with the start & end of the gif flowing seamlessly, although actually having a fixed number of frames. Some examples of this include repeating patterns, gifs that have parts reversed, and some variations of optical illusions.
Person 1: Have you seen that perfect gif of the rotating squares?
Person 2: Yeah! I've watched it for almost a minute before realising it was a perfect gif.
Person 2: Yeah! I've watched it for almost a minute before realising it was a perfect gif.
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Get the ok perfect mug.The act flushing the toilet in the middle of a piss, timing it so the all the water flushes down right as you finish. This works best on household toilets, especially ones that take a few seconds to flush.
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