Joe 'Perfect'

A Joe is a friend that you can always have a laugh with, a good friend but also a very feminine friend with an attraction to short-shorts, dogs and anything particularly queer. But a Joe is an amazing friend and if a girl is lucky enough to get a Joe, they shouldn't let him go because he is, more often than not, the best guy you will ever be with. He is very thoughtful and will always say what he thinks is right. A Joe is also very sexy and has a huge penis... that is all.
Girl: That guys dick was HUUGE... He was defiantly a Joe.
Guy: Yeahh I did notice the short-shorts he was wearing...
Girl: Obviously a Joe 'Perfect'
by TeehBubbleWrappedUnicorn April 19, 2010
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a perfect human

A person who seems to have a perfect , or close to perfect relationship, career, or life.
Oh my gosh, senpai is like a perfect human!!!
by iShouldRun April 01, 2016
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Perfect race

As It stands hitlers original "Perfect race" consists of those young people of Germany, the Blonde Hair Blue eyed type that follow under his judjment
Hitlers youth organizations, neo nazi arians, Blonde hair blue eyed people are but together the perfect race.
by Scharfschu July 28, 2006
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Perfect Phonecall

n.- v.- (t.) A situation or circumstance alleged to be legitimate, but is plainly otherwise.
"Marcy called in again - This time with an excuse about her car not working."
"Sounds like a Perfect Phonecall to me."
"Yeah; she is so fired."
by k80theshade November 18, 2019
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pretending perfection

Pretending Perfection is an album written by West Virginia's one and only, Huey Mack. Huey Mack's Pretending Perfection has 12 songs on it, and is available on iTunes. Huey shows many different emotions in this song, as such as mentioning about how good things can happen if you be simple, and keep things straight. He made a whole entire song about his mom, and named it Charlotte, and how his mom supported his rapping career when he dropped out of school, and her single mom life when her husband Rick left her. He raps out about parting and how he has women always loving and partying with him. He made a song named "Real Me" and explains that just because he's a rapper, who has lovers and haters, he still lives a normal life with normal people. This album reached number 8 on billboard, a huge accomplishment. This is an album worth having. I respect Huey Mack more then you could imagine.
Huey Mack's new album, pretending perfection just released
by ldlamppa December 09, 2013
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Peter-perfect

Derogatory term to describe some-one who believes he is perfect in all ways.
Your sisters'new boy-frend is a right Peter-perfect Nigel.
by Steve CHUTER November 03, 2006
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