Hot Pencil

The act of Post sketching sexual intercourse.
The pencil is still hot from allt he sketching and one fallace follows another.

Boy - "Hey my sketch of you is really coming along
you wanna see?"

Girl - " Yea sure"

*shows sketch*

Girl - "hot pencil me"

by HotPencil June 27, 2011

#2 Pencil

A gay man's dick.

Frank saw Jim down at the gay bar. He was trying to fill in a bubble sheet with his #2 pencil.

by pitchforkjoe0 August 14, 2011

stuffed pencil

you usually finish your work and treasure it.

Stuffed pencil - when i finish my work i keep it for as long as i can.

by recool August 14, 2011

Builders pencil

Violating the space between someone's ear and the side of their head with your phallus.

Sorry bro, I snuck into your room last night and gave it to you in the builders pencil.

by TC1991 November 7, 2012

vicious pencil

when you stick yo dick in yo girls pussy and go as hard and as fast as you can. (this may leave a rash.)

"Dude I cant do it with Megan for a while"
"why bro she mad at you?"
"No man I just gave her a Vicious Pencil last night"
"Oh man that sucks, you should probaly just get a new girl for awhile"

by funky scissors May 6, 2014

Gym pansie

Play on words with chimpanzie meaning your a bit thick and that you are a weakling and a poser and who needs to go to gym to inflate your ego

Your just a gym pansie bruv

by kellog10 May 11, 2014

Meat pencil

A human finger, typically the index finger; long with a tip. Your meat pencil is unique.

"Hey Carol, have you washed that fillet-o-fish scent off ya meat pencil?"
"She was sniffing her meat pencil because her son is in prison."
"Oh I wish I had never cut my meat pencil off."

cunny wofting finger grandma lunch box

by ElderCunny March 9, 2016