Parker is hot sexy and has a shlong really good in bed and is a great BF better not ruin ur chances with him because u will miss out if u let him slip away. He also will make u squirt all over uself when u see him.
Girl: "Who is that hottie over there!"
Other girl: "That's Parker i have a few classes with him and i squirt on myself every time I see him."
Girl: "OK good i wasn't the only one"
Other girl: "That's Parker i have a few classes with him and i squirt on myself every time I see him."
Girl: "OK good i wasn't the only one"
by HOW ARE ALL THESE NAMES TAKEN November 27, 2018
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A guy named parker will always put himself before others, a little bad and a little good. Parker's have the cutest smiles and will always care for everyone. They are great friends but can be shy, all in all if you find a guy named parker he will give you the world
Girl:I'm so happy
Girl2:why?
Girl:me and parker were going to have a nice dinner out but instead he cooked dinner for me
Girl2:why?
Girl:me and parker were going to have a nice dinner out but instead he cooked dinner for me
by Kayla01 December 13, 2018
Get the Parker mug.Parker is a guy who comes across as being charismatic, kind, respectful & honest. Over time you discover the man behind the mask. He will impress you, put you first, give you with compliments and praise – but always has a motive. He has to be needed and have others depend on him. He'll do everything in his power to ensure that you rely on him. Even if it comes to ostracizing you from your family & friends. He'll convince you that everyone else is out to get you and that he's the only one you can trust.
He seems confident, but in reality is insecure and has a low self-esteem. But he also has an exaggerated sense of pride and self-importance. He believes he's destined for greatness. To receive validation, he's not above lying about his accomplishments. He feels justified in doing so. He never feels that anything is his fault – it's always someone else's fault. He is selfish and loves being the center of attention. When he is not being pampered, cared for, or if the spotlight is on someone else, he throws tantrums. He is envious, suspicious of others, arrogant, a pathological liar, unable to experience empathy, and feels superior to others. He reacts to criticism (about his behaviour) with denial, asserting his innocence while demonstrating no sympathy or remorse.
He will take and destroy everything and everyone you love. He will gaslight you until the cows come home. Avoid him at all costs.
He seems confident, but in reality is insecure and has a low self-esteem. But he also has an exaggerated sense of pride and self-importance. He believes he's destined for greatness. To receive validation, he's not above lying about his accomplishments. He feels justified in doing so. He never feels that anything is his fault – it's always someone else's fault. He is selfish and loves being the center of attention. When he is not being pampered, cared for, or if the spotlight is on someone else, he throws tantrums. He is envious, suspicious of others, arrogant, a pathological liar, unable to experience empathy, and feels superior to others. He reacts to criticism (about his behaviour) with denial, asserting his innocence while demonstrating no sympathy or remorse.
He will take and destroy everything and everyone you love. He will gaslight you until the cows come home. Avoid him at all costs.
Jennifer: Parker is the best! He never lets me pay for dinner. He is so kind and respectful. The perfect boyfriend.
Ray: Don't date him! He's arrogant, selfish, and incapable of thinking of anyone other than himself. He'll show his true colours soon enough.
Ray: Don't date him! He's arrogant, selfish, and incapable of thinking of anyone other than himself. He'll show his true colours soon enough.
by Ginnybear2000 December 18, 2018
Get the Parker mug.A Parker is someone who thinks he's very kind and shy, but is really an asshole who unconsciously bothers people. A Parker is usually very self centered, arrogant, and a total drama queen. He makes bad situations worse by doing stupid, unnessecary things and creating more problems. If you have a Parker in your life, be sure to cut him out quickly.
Person 1: Oh god. Here comes Parker.
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
Person 2: What's wrong with Parker?
Person 1: He's an annoying asshole!
by That_One_Bitch16 December 22, 2018
Get the Parker mug.One of the most talented people you will ever met in your life. He is very smart,but will never show how smart and talented he is. He is usually tall and have brow hair and green or blue eyes
by Hrhejsjsbe February 11, 2019
Get the Parker mug.A quirky guy who is very nice and weird. Most girls just want to be his friend. He is also that one guy who screams like a girl getting a new phone.
Person 1: Have you seen Parker?
Person 2: Yah he is so nice
Person 1: He screams like a girl
Person 2: He is such a Parker the dude.
Person 2: Yah he is so nice
Person 1: He screams like a girl
Person 2: He is such a Parker the dude.
by Liz-is-funny February 13, 2019
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