Peter Panda 

A 'romance' story that ends with no romance, leaving the reader frustrated. Usually it entails the main character moving between different love interests and none are chosen before the story ends. A Peter Panda is named so because of the manga Peter Panda that was such.

Always avoid a Peter Panda if looking for Romance.

"Have you read that book I gave you?"

"Yeah."

"Did you like it?"

"Nah. It was a total Peter Panda."

Peter Panda by PeterPandaHater November 6, 2011

Trash panda 

A way of saying raccoon since they look like red pandas but eat trash

Ugh there is a trash panda coming to my trash can again

Trash panda by Slowpro June 20, 2021

Disgruntled Panda 

A sexual act in which during the final moments of sexual intercourse, a male proceeds to ejaculate onto his female partners face, and in the process of doing so, simultaneously claps his partners ears with both of his hands in a single motion. Said motion results in the rupturing of the partners ear drums. The partner then, writhing in pain, begins to cry and mascara runs down her face. The culmination of the recipients dark, running makeup, ejaculate covered facial region, and fruitless attempt at holding her ears to alleviate the agony, all result in the physical resemblance of the Giant Panda (Ailuropoda melanoleuca).

Friend 1: "Dude, did you give her the ol' Disgruntled Panda after your date last night?!"

Friend 2: "Sure did man!"

Friend 1: "And?"

Friend 2: "Shes fucking deaf, it was a horrible idea!"

Friend 2: "But I'd do it again in a heartbeat..."

Disgruntled Panda by Dr. RSMiller January 29, 2012

sad panda 

A mysterious person dressed in a detailed panda costume who frequently hangs out at Bowling Green in NY. He is also known to travel throughout the subways and was also spotted in Times Square.

Because his head is usually hung low, he is called "Sad Panda" by many.

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Guy 1: "The Sad Panda is hanging near the Charging Bull again. Tourists are taking pictures with him."

Guy 2: "That panda looks so depressed. What's his deal?"

sad panda by whoishe? May 30, 2009

Crimson Panda Buddy 

Someone who completely destroys enemies (gibbing them and ripping heads off) and gets sad whenever one of his buddies leave.

Crimson Panda Buddy was sad when Brick Sexhouse left the game. He destroyed all enemies afterword.

Crimson Panda Buddy by Panda Buddy January 23, 2013

Sugar Panda 

Sugar panda mean a girl who is half black half white and a little on the hefty side

Did you see that girl right there?
Yea she was a sugar panda!
Tell me about it bro...

Sugar Panda by sugarpanda July 19, 2013

Stoner Panda 

A really awesome and amazing person! They will always be there for you! They will do stupid, silly, and crazy things with you because they believe you are best friends. This person usually never dates and doesn't want to. This person just wants friends and to help others. The only thing is this person usually smokes marijuana. They are usually high and will always boost your confidence.

Person: I want to go on that roller coaster.
Stoner Panda: You can do it!!!

Stoner Panda by StonerPanda666 August 3, 2016