Clown Pound

A clown pound is when a clown, or a costumed mascot has sexual intercourse with you, then wails on your ass with a steak tenderizer...

My man mike clown pounded tihs one chick while working at Chuck E. Cheese's...

by Mr Sexy (Badger) November 19, 2011

muff-pounder

1. One who pounds muff.

2. A man that pounds pussy with incredible force.

3. A man that pounds pussy with a thrusting power in excess 500 psi during sexual intercourse.

Ex: Dude, once I was done banging her, she called me a Muff-pounder.

Ex: I saw on Jen's phone that I was listed as Muff-pounder.

Ex: Brother, I was Muff-pounding her into submission!

by Batez& Palautese April 13, 2014

Peach Pouch

Some one who is in the age of puberty. But does not have the abillity grow pubic hair leaving them with peach fuzz on there balls, is often associated with a baby face

Guy 1: Dude I saw Riley’s junk yesterday total peach pouch

Guy 2: well he has a baby face so it matches

by Snake sauce May 31, 2018

10 Pounder

A penis over 10 inches.

"Yo yo I heard Johnson contains a 10 pounder in his jeans."

by God 2 October 2, 2018

Never pour gravy in a miner's hat

Well would you like it if someone poured gravy in your hat?No?Yeah exactly!

"Oi lets go piss of TJ"
"Nah you should never pour gravy in a miner's hat"

by NIGHTY G May 31, 2019

poop shoot pounder

a person that likes to give anal sex.

that fucking poop shoot pounder gave my sister aids!

by zachfromcanyon September 10, 2009

Double quarter pounder

When Male is on the toilet and his female partner comes in and wants sex, the Male continues his business while female sits on his erect penis facing him and that is called multi-tasking.

Dude: "Hey girl, ya down for a double quarter pounder?"

Female: "Hell yeah, let me hop on"

Or

Female:" hey babe, whatcha doing?"

Dude: "Takeing a shit!"

Female: "Damn, that is hot, I'm gonna hop on that cock and take you to pound town!"

Dude: "This is tha shit!"

by #PICN March 21, 2020