posin

a large animal from bridge to terrebithea. known for its creepy stature and weird noises. looks exactly like matt isaac

you are such a posin.

by misaac32111 February 10, 2017

smore position

When one white or fair skined female is having a three-some in between two black or dark skined males.

"Man, last night we did the smore position."
"Hey Trisha! What did you do last night, girl?
- Oh, i did the smore position with these two black hotties last night!"

by Kat-Miister November 28, 2007

snake position

When somebody is having sex they sometimes use the snake position

OH FUCK YESSS NOW DO THE SNAKE POSITION DADD

by mothe fucker May 9, 2018

Posies

Girls who pretend they're something they are not.

Those girls are posies. They only pretend to like metal because their boyfriends are in metal bands.

by MOOSERS October 12, 2009

Fetal Position

A sexual position consisting of a woman curled up like a fetus and a man lying straight having sex with her belly button.

The fetal position is intended for use with women who are overweight or have abnormally large belly buttons.

"How was last night?"

"Lame. Fetal position isn't all it's cracked up to be."

by Jafus000xxx1 June 14, 2008

poision dwarf

A ugly little man or woman with a mental capacity of POND LIFE, eager to take everything, not willing to give anything, but an unbearable stench that will burn your nostrells, in short a nasty little lump of meat. AKA an OGY or Poision dwarf

That nasty Tramp on the park bench drinking sheep dip.

Smelly old woman who puts a knife in ya ball.

Poision dwarf = bad news

by Sparkone2 September 13, 2007

Pizza position

1. Male (usually) orders pizza (uncut) when girl offers to have sex, during sex, gets up, pays for pizza and procedes to roll pizza and shove it up females ass

Female: Wanna have sex?
Male: Sure, let me order the pizza?
F: Why?

M: PIZZA POSITION BITCH!

by thatoneguywhosawesome June 28, 2010