Pork and beans

A person that’s Fat and a big Sloppy person and is just over all FAT

Bruh that’s person is so fat they look like pork and beans

by Papa Ave May 11, 2022

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Pork Steer

Cutting a hole in an onion and farting inside of it

Yo you hear that Becki chick pork steered at the party last night?

by J Dahmer November 21, 2022

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Pulled Pork

Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL

Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)

by I h8 nes November 24, 2022

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porking croats

v. Getting badly beaten in a sporting contest, business deal etc. Usually used after a grandiose declaration of certain victory.

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Watch your mouth coach. No ridiculous predictions. We do not want to be porking croats tomorrow at the Superbowl.

by gnostic3 November 30, 2022

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Pork Flops

When the labia hangs down just right and at the precise angle of the dangle they resemble thin cut pork chops. If you close yours you can almost smell the pork.

When she dropped her towel and I seen those sweet pork flops dangling between her legs, I knew it was supper time.

by TheGrimQueefer September 13, 2022

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Pork the Dork

The act of giving "nerds" delicious pork products. A way of showing over-all appreciation for a technical support solution that shown immediate and satisfying results.

I totally porked the dork last week, gave Kevin 4 pounds of smoked porkbutt. Without him my home would not have this life saving Wifi coverage. Thats the best way to Pork the Dork.

by Fatty Magoo September 14, 2022

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