pennsyltexas

A slang portmanteau of the state names Pennsylvania and Texas, used to describe the parts of Pennsylvania where natural gas and oil are extracted.

Thousands of oil and natural gas wells have been fracked throughout Pennsyltexas.

by MaartenWeaver May 20, 2014

pennyapples

Pineapples in a random, crazy, stupid, hyper, three year old voice.

I want some frig'in pennyapples!!!

by KiaL February 24, 2015

Pennsylvania Dragrace

When a car occupying every lane of a highway is traveling at the same speed (under the speed limit) preventing you from passing

Mike: dude when are you gonna get here, you're already late!
Adam: I know man, I'm caught behind a Pennsylvania Dragrace

by Jsjstraka July 24, 2016

Pennsylvania Pam Pan

When you lay a girl naked down on the concrete and grease her body with lube and cooking spray combined, and then proceed to fry an egg on top of her stomach. Then give her a California Tummy Tickle to flip the egg if you'd like it over easy.

I had a Pennsylvania Pam Pan for breakfast this morning. Delicious.

by FreightTrainFrank July 11, 2016

pennsylvania pause

A rolling stop, instead of a complete stop at a stop sign.

Why did you get a ticket? He said I ran the stop sign, I stopped, I don't know what he's talking about. (No she did a pennsylvania pause

by carsgirl January 3, 2017

penny grabber

A gay jew who tries to hide his feelings. Often times the person has a abnormally big nose and small ears.

Did you see Sam today? He is still denying the fact that he's a penny grabber!

by Nah_Chill_J January 4, 2017

Pennsyljersey

The eastern part of the state of Pennsylvania, primarily populated with ass clowns who are hopeful for a Super Bowl for their beloved eagles and still basking in the past accomplishment of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers. Pennsyljersey natives are the sworn enemy of anybody in western PA.

"Hide your valuables boys, we just crossed into Pennsyljersey."

by Pgh4ever March 14, 2017