Pansexual

Despite widespread common belief, pansexuality is actually the politically correct way to say that the person is bisexual and has an unusual fetish for something. This could be an animal, an inanimate object, a tree, a twelve year old dead corpse of a chimpanzee, etc.

Sexuality is determined by four things: the person's chromosomes, internal sex organs, external sex organs, and psyche. Bisexuality covers all of the area here seeing as sexuality is on a continuum and not simply classified as a binary stagnant thing. Some may argue hermaphrodites, pseudo-hermaphrodites, and other IS people don't fit into one gender group. However, they consist of male and female sexual organs and also combinations of X and Y chromosomes. Regarding people that are transgendered, they are biologically of one sex regardless of how they manipulate their body through procedures or hormones.

Furthermore, it should be noted the difference between omnisexuality and pansexuality. Omnisexuality's definition includes people that are bisexual and have pedophilia, necrophilia, zoophilia, etc. Further clarification of these words can be found in the easy to read "Sexologies" journal from the European Federation of Sexology.

John calls himself pansexual because he is attracted to both sexes and also has a balloon fetish. We love him regardless.

by Nic Correct Usage August 20, 2011

Pass Out

To consume a vast quanity of alchohol... so much that your body decides (without your permission) to shut down for the night, resulting in a sleeping effect that is not real sleep because your brain has just shut off in fear of being damaged more than it already has.

"After a couple rounds of beer pong, Taylor totally just decided to pass out!"
"I got home last night and apparently mush have passed out, because when I woke up this morning, my jeans were still on!"

by Jordanne Way December 18, 2006

Holiday Pass

(n.) A pass given a husband, wife, boyfriend, or any significant other when they commit a screw up in a relationship during a holiday that at any other time of the year would be an immediate cause to break up. (Note: It will NEVER apply when the offense occurs on Valentine’s Day or on a birthday or anniversary.) The need for granting a Holiday Pass will typically be associated with some misgiving that occurs by one member in a relationship at a large party or social gathering on or around a holiday that involves large quantities of alcohol, members of the opposite sex in revealing or sexy clothing, traditions such as mistletoe, kissing at midnight on New Year’s Eve, summer boating activities, watching fireworks at night, etc, etc. The need for granting a Holiday Pass will always be associated with an epic story associated with the actual event necessitating it, or the actual granting of the pass, itself.

Haley - OMG!!! Larry got so stinking drunk at the Christmas party and puked all over the shrubbery at my friend’s house! He was such a whiney ass, and a total embarrassment to me. I’m going to dump his ass and never go out with him again.

Kyle - It is okay Haley, this is a very stressful time of the year. He is a nice guy and you should probably give him a Holiday Pass for the Christmas Party vomiting incident!

Haley - You’re so right, Kyle, besides, Larry is really good in bed! In light of that, I’d really hate to dump him just for killing my friend’s shrubbery and making himself look like a lightweight, pussy drinker!

by FailingWhileWinning August 23, 2012

Poleax Pansexual

a poleax sexual is someone (not just anyone, a pansexual themselves) who is offended by pansexual cancelation and believes pansexual's and bisexual's AREN'T the same (because they obviously are not the same thing). A poleax pansexual also goes by to hopefully change the harmful first definition the creator gave us it, and the flag, to be changed.

as a poleax pansexual this is good lmao take it or leave it retard

by Sabi88 September 22, 2020

Smash and Pass

To find someone who wants a serious relationship then have a one night stand and reject anything further. Also see Fuck and Chuck and Bang 'em and hang 'em

Person 1 "She's really into you"
Person 2 "Yeah but that's smash and pass material

by 0613340 November 26, 2014

passenger side of the bed

the side of the bed I do not sleep on

Diva, when working, always insisted that clients sleep on the passenger side of the bed

by jmarcusn June 1, 2010

pocket passer

Historically a white quaterback without skills to runaway from big fast black defensive players. A pocket passer relies heavily on inherit whiteness to lock himself in a room and dissect NFL reruns all week. A pocket passer is the jock equivalent of a star wars fan with athletic ability and social skills.

Tavaris Jackson lacks the skills to be a good pocket passer.
chad pennington, dan marino, peyton manning, the white guy in necessary roughness

by sparta733 January 2, 2012