I'm going to couch tsm.
by Nfjfjd February 8, 2022
Get the Couchmug. A voluntarily kept woman who has no shame in not contributing anything to a relationship outside of the bedroom. Unwilling to go as far as to maintain the home or cook while her husband makes all the money. Assumes the role of resident couch potato and entitled brat.
"My wife is a couch queen. She's convinced her performance between the sheets is enough to earn her a free pass on contributing anything further to our relationship. She's reduced her days to sipping White Claws while watching F-boy Island while I'm slaving away at work 11 hours a day."
by jimwkejnwekdkwe January 13, 2024
Get the Couch Queenmug. A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.
by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024
Get the Keyboard Couch potatomug. A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.
by Ernchuck May 31, 2018
Get the porch couch seasonmug. A guest on a late night talk show who has a successful conversation for a live audience and broadcasted media.
by Grace Noble February 6, 2024
Get the good couchmug. by crzygolf2000 June 23, 2017
Get the sectional couchmug. by Trill Gang December 29, 2018
Get the Couch Puddlemug.