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vape train

The act of vaping and transferring the smoke from one persons mouth to another like a kiss. You continue on as many people as you can until there is no more smoke left.
by vapeislife September 23, 2016
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Moisture train

When you don't shake well enough after going pee and it trickles down your leg a little
Man I went to use the bathroom and got a moisture train.
by Urbanpanhandler January 3, 2017
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Cronin Train

Docking but with two people behind those docking, creating a gay means sex train
Hey man, that Cronin Train last night was awesome! I'm so sore.
by Tman11 August 17, 2021
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space train

girl: "I'm gonna get on the space train tonight"
guy: "what the hell are you talking about?"
girl: "you know, getting high while getting railed"
by LK Pencroff July 7, 2021
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brochure training

The process by which training is provided en masse, in a brochure format. With key information missing for those who are on the frontline and responsible for servicing the customer.
Customer: Hi, could you assist me in generating a report from (insert any software here)? I have been trying for hours and can't get the reports to work.

Call Centre person: Sure, (reads from page 3 of the brochure), after brochure training. The same brochure the client has.

Customer: I did that but nothing happens.

Call Centre person: I am sorry, you will need to contact your IT guy to fix your computer.

Customer: @*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*!!!!!

Poor customer had an older version of Adobe Reader which was not compatible with the software.
by thisisnuts January 27, 2013
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Baby-Train

Having a very high number of children, two children can be very expensive to raise in today's world/economy, but some people have more than 4. This wasn't a big deal in the baby boom post WWII, when we had a population decrease. But in today's economy, and with our overpopulation, it's a really bad move, unless said person is Richie Rich/Daddy Warbucks. Most parents of these baby trains don't exactly look the part of someone who can offer these children a very good quality of life (at least, not THAT many kids..)

The term "Baby Train" refers to the appearance of the parents walking down the street followed in a single-file line up by several kids (or following behind several kids), giving the appearance of a train towing cars. If they're pregnant while having a ton of kids, it is sometimes referred to as the "caboose" for being the last one (in theory) in the line up of "train cars".

It is questionable if these people are ever NOT pregnant, like half the kids were conceived in the delivery room or something. Also theorized that some children are "expendable" in case poor parenting or a freak accident results in the loss of one, they would have a replacement, so to speak.
*sees a parent pushing a double-stroller, with four kids tagging behind, and one in her arms* "Holy baby-train!"
by BJ Blaskowitsch September 30, 2012
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The Paddy Train

Name given to a drunken Irishman or man who goes by the name of 'Patrick' when trying to converse with females on a night out. Also known as Paddy's Lemon Party adventure
"where has paddy gone?"
"he's over there trying to get girls aboard The Paddy Train"
by Kcholey November 9, 2012
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