Nuclear Cough

A Nuclear Cough is when you cough so hard you shit your pants a little bit. Aptly named due to the fallout.

Man I was so sick last night I had a Nuclear Cough and ended up having to clean up more than I had expected.

by Jeepers McGillicutty March 11, 2023

nucleshitoriosis

when you stick your butthole in a microwave and it gets radiation poisoning so bad you constantly have shit smeared all over your clothes no matter how much you wipe

Did you hear john has nucleshitoriosis?

Oh, prayers up

by JonathanHitchcock December 7, 2022

Number 8

Maggots inside Big Mac?!?!?! In march 2011 Melbourne resident Lee Savage ordered a Big Mac. He opened the sandwich to check if it included the extra pickles he ordered, the pickles were there, but to master Savages shock and horror, there were also tens of maggots crawling around the patties.

Guy: can i get a big mac
Mcdonald's guy: ye that will be 4 dollars and 21 cents
Man: NUMBAH ATE MAGITS INSYD BEEG MAHK
Guy: no way number 8 is crazy imma order a little mac (from punch out)

by TDS Dyno March 29, 2023

Numberjacks

The manliest show for men and grown ups alike. It is about anthropomorphic numbers, which may be offensive to woman and younger audiences.

The Numberjacks is a top pick for men.

by Lerbanius April 9, 2023

Numberjacks

The manliest show for men and grown ups alike. It is about anthrprometic numbers, which may be offensive to woman and younger audiences.

The Numberjacks is a top pick for men.

by Lerbanius April 9, 2023

Numberical

Relating to or expressed as a number or numbers.

"The list of US Presidents should be in numberical order"

by CheeseWhizInMyScrotum April 13, 2023

Nuclear Nut

when a person nuts so hard that it creates a constant leakage of semen

John doe: BRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
John doe 2: MY SEMEN IS NOTHING BUT A NUCLEAR NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John doe: WE ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE!!!!!

*explosion*

by DreamybullxxxNew August 20, 2023