Nose bleed

A phrase used to emphasise one's disbelief at stupidly high prices.

"I bought my daughter the Yearbook; £25!!! I almost had a nose bleed!"

or

A: "Dad, could I borrow £25 for the school's Yearbook?
B: "Arg, nose bleed!"

by everyoneelseinthisthreadsucks June 13, 2008

Clown Nose

A clown nose is when a penis head is tinted crimson from rough sexual relations with a person or person's butt hole or vagina. A bloody dick head.

I fucked Louisa in the ass and pulled out a Clown Nose.

by Clown Noser May 2, 2008

Stuffy Nose

The act of stuffing ones testicles into each nostril of a woman. Added bonus if your dick is in her mouth during the process.

I gave her a stuffy nose last night...but she sneezed my balls out after like five seconds.

by DroppingD's December 24, 2014

Brown nosing

White people acting black

Timothy was brown nosing

by Da cracker July 7, 2019

Nose Bagging

A female version of Motorboating.
The female face is applied to the male groin area and a mild neighing type noises made, causing vibrations in his groin area and possibly leading to further foreplay.

Nose bagging my fella, lead to all kinds of fun!

by Nosebag September 26, 2010

snotty nosed

1. One with a runny nose. 2. One who many people can not stand, stuck up.

I have a snotty nose today. Gosh, that girl is really snotty nosed.

by Chelle November 16, 2003

nose stud

small metallic doodad for the side of the nose; used by chubby girls to boost their self-image, especially ones obsessed with their fugliness, who don't dare get a proper sexy nipple piercing

Mike: yo, you see that chick with the nose stud?
John: you mean the fat one?
Mike: duh.

by dawgdawg November 16, 2011