National Carson Day

April 15. Celebrate by posting your favorite picture of your friend named Carson. It will make him feel better, as he grew up a lonely fuck with no friends, and is not used to attention.

Tyler: Good to see you Carson! Happy “National Carson Day”!

Carson: i miss her 😔

by ChiefsRaysBolts April 14, 2021

NATIONAL RAHUL DAY

August 22, The day a sexy brown boy becomes a man by going on a date with a white girl and tonguing her after.

A: What's the date today?
B: It's August 22
A: oh shit, it's National Rahul Day

by AnnoymousAlligator August 22, 2021

national pool day

National pool day happens every 19th day of April and it's for people that are apart of I am pool.

National pool day is really important

by I am pool April 19, 2021

National Sexuality Day

The day you show off your sexuality

“ I’m so happy it’s national sexuality day”

by Lilly2000 November 21, 2020

National Brojob Day

April 24. The day all bros are allowed to give brojobs without it being homo.

Chad: Dude give me a bro job
Josh: Nah thats homo
Chad: It's National Brojob Day

by John123345688835853853 June 25, 2021

National Birkenstock Day

March 16 is National Birkentsock Day. Wear your Birkenstocks on March 16!

Kim: "Isn't tomorrow National Birkenstock Day?"
Pete: "Yea, it is!"
Kim: "Wanna wear matching Birkenstocks tomorrow?"
Pete: "Sure, why not."

by kaleyley March 15, 2022

National relationship day

October the 6 is national relationship day it’s a day to spend time with your lover and have a good day together remember this day and look forward to it the next year.

I’m excited for national relationship day because I’m actually taken by someone this year

by Milo moo October 4, 2020