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jimi-napping

The unlawful act of capturing and carrying away a strangely homosexual man, with a rather small wiener that tends to touch your ears a lot and call you papa, against their will and holding them in false imprisonment.

Usually occurs with no additional request for random as the ear touching tends to be enough.
"He was jimi-napped, what should we do?!"

(confusion sets in)

..."another jimi-napping?!"

(police respond)

"We just need to wait for him to make his move, hopefully he'll leave the damn guy's ear alone.
by jimony snicket August 5, 2010
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time nap

the act of traveling through the space time continuum via smoking marijuana and entering sleep mode on a comfortable surface. time travel usually doesnt surpass a few hours because then its just considered sleeping.
i just smoked a bowl and am prepared for a time nap.
by kronmasta173 November 7, 2010
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Napping Nate

The act of falling asleep due to being intoxicated/inebriated. The act is usually performed at a public place such as a bar or club.
Hey Drew is pulling a Napping Nate we should prbly wake him up before he gets kicked out
by nappingnate November 16, 2010
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naptown-nap

the act of ejaculating in or around the girl and then punching them in the back of the heading rendering then unconcious this is a potentially deadly act that if not performed by a professional can cause death braindmamge or you to be arrested for assault so kids get them drunk first
this bitch was annoying so my buddy gave her a naptown-nap
by cock drags ground & mi hung-lo December 14, 2009
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break nap

a break from any relationship,like a nap..for people to relax,and dream (maybe about others) too
i seem too hung up on you..maybe its time for a break nap
by jaqueena August 17, 2007
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monkey nap

When someone has been up on meth a few days and goes to sleep while driving a vehicle for a few seconds then wakes back up
I took a monkey nap and when I woke up I had 4 flats where I ran through a road construction project at 3am.
by Drunken Indian April 14, 2009
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smack nap

(noun). the nap one takes after smoking marijuana or doing another drug that involves a person to become "high" of "smacked."
Man, Jeff smoked two blunts today! He had the longest smack nap I've ever witnessed.
by malman32 March 5, 2009
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