hentai master

a person so overcome with hentai that he has become the master of it

god hentai master you are the true master of henta

by ex-hentaimaster May 7, 2005

masterbating

a common mispelling of the word "masturbating", which is the ING form of wordmasturbation

1337_g33k: Im masterbating to porn
Normal person: Good to know.

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

Laws of Masterbation

1) you may only jizz on a guy if he is dead or unconscious.

2) You may only jizz on a girl if she is alive and conscious.

3) you may not jizz in front of family members

4) you may not jizz in front of a guy unless both of you are jizzing on the same girl.

feel free to add more.

Dude, you just broke the first and third laws of masterbation by jizzing on your dad!

by anon113618436 January 5, 2010

Mystery Meet

Like a drunken blind-date, it is the act of banging somone at a party while you are both legless, and having no memeory of who the actul person was the morning after. You do, however, have evidence (condom wrappers, lipstick etc). Its never happened to me, personally.

You know how was off his face from crownies at Simmo's rave last night? Well, apparently he woke up after a mystery meet with only two throbbing heads and a ear-ring to go on.

by C-Dawg (no, really) April 22, 2006

master basser

one who is the master of the bass

"who is that master basser in your living room? "

by devon aviles September 25, 2005

Masterbit

The act of dishonestly gaining Fitbit steps by shaking one's arm in an up and down motion.

Wow, he just passed 15,000 steps today. I still consider myself ahead because he got his steps by masterbitting.

by Mac007 March 18, 2014

master harasser

A master harasser is usually a faggot douche bag who has nothing better to do but annoy friends or foes because s/he is a failure who needs to compensate for his retarded mind set.

My friend hunter p is a master harasser

by Master condom April 21, 2017