It's January 8th which is National Mouse Breeder Day, I celebrate by breeding mice to give to my pet snakes
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 2, 2025

When a housband comes home drunk, the wife cannot say anything. She has to be quiet like a mouse underneath a scab, or there would be a problem.
by EldoradoAvocado August 22, 2023

Someone, mainly females who stick around in an emotionally abusive relationship with a compulsive cheater. Due to the cheater keeping and treating their mate as their pet the mouse stays regardless because it's the only love she receives. Even though deep down they know that love for them is superficial or even fake they convince theirselves that it's real. They deal with the partners cheating manipulative ways just like a good loyal little pet.
Who cares, your girlfriend is a mouse. Therefore you can literally do whatever you want knowing she will never leave you. You can probably bang another girl in the next room and she wil turn away and possibly cry but she won't do nothing about it cuz she's a mouse, you got her pinned down so she ain't going nowhere
by BlowMuthaFukkinPop March 29, 2023

by Mtendo February 3, 2022

"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"
by anonymous February 16, 2023

When you use the computer for too long with a mouse somewhat far away, your muscles in that arm and shoulder get tense and stiff, leading to soreness and tightness.
by robotzor June 28, 2011
