Door open moose

Patented by TSN's Jeff "O-Dog" O'Neil, a "door open moose" refers to the act of leaving the bathroom door open or ajar during the act of "pooping". The term moose refers to the size of the donation.

"My wife is not impressed with me, I just did a door open moose". "Please close the door, no one wants to watch you door open moose"

by grittyt May 6, 2018

MOOSE

A moose you would automatically think is an animal. WRONG. A moose is a ugly female. Mese would be more than one ugly females in one group.

MooseRats

by NamerGamer March 9, 2010

moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter

To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto

by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015

Moose Factory

Your significant others' hometown where they go to cheat and/or get used up after your breakup.

Friend: She went back to her rez in Moose Factory for the summer.
Me: I'm sorry to hear, bro. Friend: Why is that?
Me: People go back to Moose Factory to cheat without getting caught!

by daddychillstug November 30, 2022

Moose Morals

The looser, chiller, slightly suspicious, Canadian way of life.

"You Canadians and your moose morals!"

by Artgineer June 22, 2017

slippery little moose cactus

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.

Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.

by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 2, 2017

Moose

An extremely powerful, noble, and majestic creature that enjoys frolicking in the woods, grazing in fields, and break dancing to old skool hip-hop.

v sry to copy....ffiends bday and there were errors in original (buying the mug). here is a random example (all credit goes to original owner): the moose was hungry.

by insertuserhere August 2, 2016