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thizzle monster

noun- an ecstasy user and abuser that takes so much ecstasy that he or she becomes addicted to techno and house trance until the sun rises. These thizzle monsters also enjoy vicksvapo rub, menthol cigarettes, pacifiers, vitamin C, things that glow in the dark, having their backs rubbed or scratched, having their scalps scratched or massaged, having their backs cracked, and drinking an abundant amount of water to keep hydrated. A thizzle monster also relies on local raves in the area to take place in order for them to take copious amounts of ecstasy and thizzle dance till they just can’t dance no more.
“Lord DJ the thizzle monster just peaked on ecstasy and is now dancing to techno bass beats at a rave.”
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lot monster

by yhthryt February 15, 2009
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Bandwidth Monster

Any internet programs, such as games, that take up a lot of bandwidth leaving you laggy.
I was playing War Rock but that Bandwidth Monster was hurting my KDR so I went over to Second Life which I forgot was another Bandwidth Monster.
by tbclycan February 8, 2010
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monster trucks

The cars (usually Jeeps or any other terrain ones) modified in the way that their wheels don't fit into the dashers anymore and it's somewhat like a tractor. It's an extreme kind of tuning that makes the car useless but for the fans' exhibitions.
That freak told us that he would jump over 3 cars on the parking lot with his monster truck. However, he then dispersed with a lame excuse.
by Zdenek August 20, 2004
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monster penis

Sometimes known as MP. A penis that when erect is longer than 9" and has a circumference of no less than 7" (diameter of slightly more than 2"). Prolonged sexual intercourse with such an MP will likely cause vagina pain that lasts at least a week. This is not to be confused with miniscule penis, as it is the polar opposite.
Ruby: So, how was your night last night?

Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.

Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.
by Ruby569 January 23, 2011
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monster cookie pinwheel

An incredible thousand island skate board trick thats almost impossible to do. It invloves a locomotive and the determination of a grizzly bear hunting wild salmon.
Seth **cked up that monster cookie pinwheel hard!
by kerbs July 28, 2006
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'little talks' by Of Monsters And Men

Of Monsters And Men is an Icelandic folk band. there song 'little talks' is there most famous hit
Sally: OMG have you heard 'little talks' by Of Monsters And Men??"

Sarah: OMG yes isnt it AMAZING??
by ledanosaurMai December 27, 2012
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