Platinum monkey

A platinum monkey is referring to the best pussy you'll ever get. Tight, soft, perfection.

"It don't stay platinum by being a hoe!"

Be careful with a platinum monkey...it will make you fall in love!

by Jnwrolin1019 May 4, 2016

sesh monkey

A person who doesnt have his own weed to smoke but always sneaks in and gets his mates to shout him a sesh

David-bruh josh nevee shouts us bud but we always shout him
Craig - ahhaha his a little sesh monkey

by scarfey February 5, 2017

shing monkey

someone who is just doing dumb/stupid things and acts stupid.

Wow, Galen is such a shing monkey

by Dave's World March 10, 2017

rough monkey

a really hairy black man who abuses women

the rough monkey beat my mother senseless

by lewisg1989 March 30, 2017

Pineapple Monkey

A person of Hawaiian descent

That Pineapple Monkey Is getting all the Pineapple off the tree

by Chernoybl June 17, 2018

Mysterious Monkey

Considered to be one of the hardest and most impressive sex acts out there the Mysterious Monkey is a combination of both The Houdini and The Monkey Face. Before beginning you must first conceal either pubic hair (or ass hair) using a proper sleight of hand technique. Now take your girl or guy from behind and give them a proper ramming. Just before you blow your load pull out and spit on their back. When they turn to look at the amazing load they just receive you simultaneously blow your real juices in their face and then smear the concealed hairs all over while they look on in complete shock and confusion. While extremely difficult to pull off if done right your partner will be so shocked and impressed they will not know how to process what just happened.

Last weekend I finally pulled off the Mysterious Monkey. Suzy and I were going to town and just as we were both about to blow I hit every part just right. The emotions after went from pure shock, to confusion, to anger, to one of the best laughs we have ever had. Took our relationship to a whole new level.

by Work Head December 1, 2018

Peace monkey

A substitute word for "God"

Originated from the misheard lyrics of "O Fortuna".

Be good for the peace monkey's sake!!!

by GKDR2 March 5, 2019