mom van

It Is typically a family vehicle in which only a mom would drive, out you would never refer to it as actually being yours

"bro is that 4 runner yours!?"

" No, it's my mom's, I swear"
"Bro that trd is totally a mom van"

by Urmommishott February 12, 2018

mom’s lasagne

The most euphoric experience you will ever have, just one bite is orgasm inducing. When something is “litty like my mom’s lasagne,” it means that it is extremely enjoyable, and you are very excited to partake. You know it’s finna be lit when you’re moms a-making lasagne.

Two friends are talking over the phone:
Bridgetto: Yooo this party is litty like my mom’s lasagne!
Anastasio: Oh no spaghettio... I wish I could have made it. That sounds euphoric.

by Ffeffofoe June 1, 2018

Mom shelf

The flap of skin and/or fat on the lower abdomen that is made more prominent by a c-section scar; section of skin that is removed during a tummy tuck

Ugh, I can’t wear that dress you can totally see my mom shelf.

by The original flufferbutter June 17, 2018

mom at arms

Having a great body but have saddle bag arms. From afar the illusion is the arms look buff. Widely used reference to Man-At-Arms from He-Man.

Did you end hook up with that cougar we saw at the bar? No bro, she was Mom At Arms!

by Spf100 June 17, 2018

mom effect

Noun/Verb/adjective: The state of disliking something that you once liked because you told your mom that you liked it, so she kept buying it for you until you got sick of it. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.

I made the mistake of telling my mom that I like yoo-hoo and she kept buying it for me until it got mom effected.

by Billy Goldtsein August 11, 2018

mom top

a garment for the upper body cut to show the stomach made of cotton or a similar fabric, with a collar and sleeves, an item of clothing a mother would wear

OMG did you you see Natasha wearing that mom top today?!

YASSSSSS she flexingggggg

by guccimatt August 27, 2018

Mom's Slipper

A slipper that has been thrown by your mom in your face that is never misses and hits worse than you being gangbanged by 10 muscular man at the same time.

"What caused that bruise in your face?"

"Mom's Slipper."

"I see."

by MrRedflick October 3, 2018