Mia is the most jacked person you'll ever meet. She slings strap like nobody's business and is drowning in bitches constantly but is always loyal and the best gf to her number 1 bae. She's a genius and also has literally the biggest dick energy you've ever seen from someone without one attached to her body, probably more than most men. She will beat you in an arm wrestling contest with her muscles. She is also probably really tall. You are lucky to know a Mia.
Person 1: Oh my god that person is so androgynous and mysterious and is obviously hung? What the hell!
Person 2: Duh! Her name is Mia, obviously that's the case!
Person 1: Oh. True.
Person 2: Duh! Her name is Mia, obviously that's the case!
Person 1: Oh. True.
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