Mexican Jetpack

A mexican "landscape technician" who wears one of those leaf blower backpacks.

Juan pawned his Mexican Jetpack to buy some jalopenos.

by jewtewned December 5, 2007

mexican rudder

Type of phone sex where the girl places the cell phone against the clitoris while her boyfriend/girlfriend
yells sexual words to her

last night i was on the phone with my girlfriend/wife and she wanted to have sex with me but i wasnt there, so i celluar mexican ruddered her.

by FORSTINKYBOOBOO and MAMI April 22, 2009

Mexican Rainbow

Rainwater mixed with oil from several junky mexican owned vehicles leaving a parking lot, creating a rainbow-like effect on the pavement.

José and his homies left a huge Mexican Rainbow in Wal-Mart's parking lot.

by B_Rain March 26, 2011

mexican rainbow

When a person eats really shitty Mexican food so that a few hours later he or she - but mostly he, since girls don't poop - simultaneously shits and vomits from both ends. Once the purging begins, the person will get on their hands and knees, and the spewing will look like a rainbow.

Man, last night I went to Vallartas Mexican Restaurant and I had the worst taco and refried beans EVER! When I got home I redecorated my bathroom with a Mexican Rainbow. It was so gross!

by theduderanch June 30, 2011

Mexican Jordans

Shoes that were deemed ugly,cheap, or fake by the industry and people.

"damn she/he got them "mexican Jordans" on"

"Look at the Mexican ass Jordans 😭"

"- They fake/cheap ass Jordans 💀

- must be them mexican Jordans"

by ALAAKAYYYYYYYYY360 June 30, 2020

Spicy Mexican

After you engage in oral sex, and your penis is covered in saliva, cover your labido in spices such as pepper, salt, chile powder, paprika, curry etc. (all the ones are that are extremly hot to taste) and then Jam it in the girls (or possibly guys) pooper and they will recieve an extremly "spicy" suprise.

"A Spicy Mexican guarantees a wrecked bum-hole"

by Man Handles April 1, 2009

Mexican Status

hooking up with at least two siblings from a family. It could be a set of brothers or sisters, depending on sexual orientation. If you manage to hook up with every sibling in someone's family you achieve a "green card".

ex 1. friend: hey he's cute, didn't you hook up with his brother though?
girl: yeah looks like I'm going to get mexican status!

ex 2. friend: Did you get mexican status with those hot twins and their older sister?
boy: You bet, so stoked that I got my green card.

by muyloca October 31, 2011