Marco Milesi

Worldwide expert in monkeys' evolution, also known as Mile. He has cooperated with Alberto Belotti for 4 years studying monkeys' behaviour in the southern African regions. Most of his reports can be found on the internet by searching: "best scimmiologist in the world"

"ieri ho visto Mile, indovina? Stava studiando le scimmie!"
Yesterday I saw Mile, guess what? He was studying monkeys.

"Conosci Marco Milesi?" "No"
"Do you know Marco Milesi?" "No"

by jesusmortus April 10, 2022

good shot miller

Jokingly giving credit to the wrong person on purpose.
Origin from the beginning of the movie Snipers (1993)

"Dude you turned in a paper that isn't yours and got full credit! Good shot Miller!"

by statuskuo January 27, 2008

Guers Chocolate Milk

BEST CHOCOLATE MILK IN THE WORLD. get some.

Phil: i would like some good chocolate milk.
Abby: Here, ( hands him carton) Guers Chocolate Milk is the BEST.

Phil: how so?
Abby: just try it. you'll know when you do.

by Guers Girl May 5, 2010

Twopence ha'penny millionaire

A person who pretends to have millions of pounds in the bank, but actually struggles to find a penny to scratch their ass with (A twopence halfpenny is the equivalent of pound sterling 2.5pence).

Usually walks around in fake designer clothes/clutching an imitation designer bag. Alternatively, they may have one genuine designer item with which they parade around with consistently. Can also apply to people who emphasise what they actually do have, or lie about what they have e.g. the size of their home/their earnings/the make of their car.
If being extremely stereotypical, it would be accurate to say that twopence ha'penny millionaires are usually insecure and rely on this behaviour to get attention or gain some credibility.

Girl 1: Ooooh, look at my new Louis Vuitton handbag, it cost £124930843025843
Girl 2: Hang on I swear you bought that out the back of that van in Turkey?
Girl 3: Yeah she did, she's not fooling anyone, she's just a twopence ha'penny millionaire

by samaralic December 11, 2013

halo farm chocolate milk

The best most holiest fluid to ever grace your mouth. Made in Halo Farms in Trenton New Jersey. "Mother marys breast milk" as it is refferred to by some in south brunswick"

I have 4 cartons of halo farm chocolate milk at home and they will all be gone by tomorrow.

by Hfcm June 19, 2017

Max Luca mills

Beautiful. Don’t question it, just go with the flow

Max Luca mills is fitter than fit

by Devlin August 27, 2019

Kentucky Viper Militia

Inbred hillbilly murder mafia mostly known for fucking there cousins, going to prison, having a speech impediment and of course cooking meth and committing homicide. Favorite pass times of the kentucky viper militia are: Enjoying life in mental hospitals, getting drunk and lighting stacks of tires on fire in the middle of the street on new years and dancing around the fire hooting and hollering and shooting guns in the air and praying to demons. They can often be seen driving around in huge trucks running over everything from garbage cans to motorcycles and shooting while driving. You might ask where are they driving to? In most cases they are on their way to find more cousins to breed with. They own whore houses and strip clubs and they violently control their so called territory. When other gangs dont pay the extortion tax demanded by so called field commander members of the other gang usually end up in a shallow grave by the side of the road. Every whore house and bar they own is filthy AF and must be avoided for health reasons. People die in those places.

Daryll: Last night I went to a whore house that is ran by the Kentucky Viper Militia. One of the whores OD'd in her room
Brandon Junior: That's scary as fuck. Did anyone try to help her?
Daryll: No bruh. The chick croaked and they raised the price cuz they said you gotta pay more for fetish shit

by gideonsbible January 17, 2022