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mexican speed wrench

In its most literal form, any member of the wrench family featuring a screw-adjustable aperture, allowing one wrench to fit any sized nut or bolt. While not the ideal tool for the job, the mexican speed wrench is the fastest.
Is that bolt there a 15mm or 16mm? Ah, fuck it. Hand me the mexican speed wrench.
by dbbartender October 1, 2006
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new mexico military institute

Is a school in Roswell, New Mexico, that focuses on the three pillars of excellence. academics, physical fitness, and leadership. NMMI can be fun, but is a very rigerous load. Your first year you are called a RAT (recruit at training). you have hardly any privledges what so ever, but it gets better as time goes on. you gradually earn ranks, from private all the way up to lt. coronel and beyond. its a lot of work but interesting. Owen Wilson attended NMMI.
you get yelled at a lot and dropped to do push ups at new mexico military institute:
"HEY straight ahead on the RAT walk"
"lock it up CADET"
"left face, right face, abouttt face"
"just drop and start pushing, fes"
by Mackizzlet November 29, 2007
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mexitruck

Mexitruck (noun):

A road vehicle (usu. a pick-up truck in grave disrepair) over filled with junk and/or working equipment (ladders, lawnmowers, buckets) that has the passenger area crammed with more people (most often of mexican decent, hence the name) than the vehicle can safely accomodate. Almost always driven at a speed of 10 miles per hour LESS than the speed limit.
"I was late because I got stuck behind a mexitruck on its way to the 'Illegals Who Landscape' convention"
by LazySour September 11, 2005
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Mexico

where i live

altough the insecurity situation its pretty conflictive in some parts, it isn't middle east.
sadly the goverment is under the control of politicians with no respect of the human rights; and all the media is under this control too , so there isn't freedom of speech.

in here , all (church, media, laws) is designed to keep us distracted of the actual situation ,or to blackout some rising movements against the opression of the system...

but we have awesome food.
guy #1: in the news said that shakira is coming here, to mexico !

guy#2:in the news they didn't mentioned that in chiapas , the mexican army under the orders of the president ,killed unarmed indians?

guy#1:no, when it happened?

guy#2:in 1994 , i think; well ,when the free trade agreement started

guy#1:that happened 16 years ago

guy#2:yeah, but the point is that i just got entered today

guy#1:how?

guy#2:on youtube
by foolish cleverness November 3, 2010
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MexiFort

MexiFort is a mix of Mexico, and Frankfort Indiana. There are so many mexicans that it is a mini Mexico.
Why go to Mexico when you can to MexiFort Indiana?
by xxDownxxWithxxSicknessxx September 9, 2007
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mexi-persia-rican

Usually female, mexi-persia-ricans are of indeterminable race and often wear skinny jeans that accentuate their muffin tops. They gather in food courts and can also be seen smoking cigarettes outside of beauty school. Usually work as hosts at California Pizza Kitchens. They speak a combination of Mexican Spanish and Valley Girl with strong Polynesian and Middle Eastern undertones. Generally tube shaped and fairly dull.
"I couldn't even get into Forever 21 cuz there were too many Mexi-Persia-Ricans blocking the door."
by stardustfantasy March 10, 2009
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mexiricer

a hispanic(s) who gets an old, japanese car (civics mostly) then slaps on a cheap bodykit that serves no aerodynamic purpose, some chrome rims that are worth more than the car, and a big ass muffler tip that doesn't do anything but make it loud. then they call the piece of shit "fast".
mexiricer- Hey chicano, you're crappy ass wheels can't roll with ma civic!
me- my bmw pushes 260hp, while yours barely puts out 100. german engineering beats your shitty tuning, mexiricer.
by daniel sugahhhhh March 25, 2009
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