May 24

The day where a straight up God is born. You’re attractive and funny and everyone loves being around you, many people have a crush on you so go get them! However anyone born on May 24th is a coke addict and that’s their only downfall.

Hey look at that girl she’s so beautiful
Her?

Yeah, she was born on May 24th
Damn they lowkey be coke addicts though

by lndr November 14, 2019

May 23

May 23 is a beautiful day. A mushroom boy with a gentle and funny personality was born on this day. His name is Eve, a Japanese utaite, and he's a very talented person. Let's listen to his music. Bibidibabidebu 🤘🍄

There's no example here, written by Eve's fans. Stan Eve ٩( 'ω' )و
May 23

by yuenochan September 04, 2020

May 32

ITS NOT A DAY STUIPED

What day is it? May 32! Tats not a day stuiped!!!

by Stuipeddd May 24, 2020

Evil Mai

The girl that is the darkside of the Ninjitsu style. She is rival of Mai Shiranui.

by Samurai Katsu September 03, 2003

May 13th

the bitches who have the best birthday which is tomorrow

may 13th is such a good day

by hotpocketsock May 12, 2021

May 16th

The day the most amazing person left this earth and went to a better place

Person1: what happened on may 16th?
Person2: the best person ever left.:(

by Jeof frey November 09, 2019

May 12

GRAB EVERYTHING FOR 10 SECONDS DAY
You can grab anything today. Ass, tities, dick pussy. All of it. Although you have to do it for 10 seconds.

Guy, “you dude go grab that girls ass”
Dude, “yeah ok”
Guy, “just make sure you do it for 10 seconds though it’s May 12”

by Got em kehd May 09, 2019